[THUNDER RUMBLING]
指挥部，我是艾伦斯队长 [OVER RADIO] Command, this is Captain Irons.
我近距离看到了一个 UAP，方位为 310 I got a visual on a UAP in close, bearing 310.
收到，艾伦斯 我们在荧幕上看不到任何东西 WOMAN: Roger, Irons. We don't see anything on the scope.
我从没见过这样机动性 CAPTAIN IRONS: I've never seen anything maneuver like that.
向内陆转向公园 Turning inland towards the park.
我们的荧幕里什么都没有 追踪系统是否被阻断？ WOMAN: Our scope is still clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
不是，是那物体移动太快了 CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative, that's moving too fast.
请许可立即参战 Permission to engage now.
离开并撤退，艾伦斯 WOMAN: Disengage and back off, Irons.
重复，不要参战 Repeat, do not engage.
收到吗? Acknowledge.
不行 我需要靠近看看 CAPTAIN IRONS: No can do. I need a closer look.
[WHOOSHES]
[GROANS]
太用力了 我以为我们是朋友 [LAUGHING]
Too much mustard. I thought we were friends.
我们是朋友 CHARLIE: We are friends.[LILY CHUCKLES]
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我用太多力量打了他 I hit him with a little too much mustard.
是的，你觉得呢？ Yeah, you think?
我希望我能让他这样笑 I wish I could make him laugh like that.
我能说什么？他是爸爸的儿子啊 What can I say? Daddy's boy.
装痛才能让他关心 Key to his heart is fake pain.
[LOUD RUMBLING]
[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
过来，查理 来吧 Come here, Charlie. Come on.
没关系，亲爱的 It's okay, honey.
没关系 没关系 It's okay. It's okay.
待在这里，和查理待在一起 并拨打911 Here, stay with Charlie and call 911.
杰克，拜托，别去 Jack, come on, stop.
你在做什么？离最近的城镇有一个小时的路程 What are you doing?[SOFTLY] The nearest town's an hour away.
如果我不尝试帮忙，谁能帮他？ If I don't try to help, who will?
没关系，我马上就回来 好的 好，去,去 It's okay, I'll be right back.Okay. Okay, go, go.
是的，这可能只是烟火 Yeah, it's probably just fireworks.
[ENGINE ACCELERATING]
[GASPS]
[EXHALES]
天啊 对不起 God. I'm sorry.
你还好吗？对不起，我没有看到你 嘿 You okay? Sorry, I didn't see you. Hey.
你没事吧？ You all right?
嘿 你叫什么名字，伙计？ Hey. What's your name, buddy?
艾伦斯 Irons.
什么？ What?
肖恩·艾伦斯队长 美国空军 Captain Sean Irons. U.S. Air Force.
你一个人吗？发生了什么？ Are you alone? What happened?
不，我们发生了碰撞事件 No, we had a collision.
碰撞事件？ Collision?
什么？ With what?
你确定你没事吗？ JACK: Are you sure you're okay?
[IRONS BREATHING HEAVILY]
[EXHALES]
那是……UAP Is that a...UAP.
什么？ 不明空中现象 What?Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.
你们不称为UFO？ UFO wasn't working for you guys?
我已经等了很长时间 才能近距离看到其中一个 I've been waiting a long time to see one of these up close.
这项技术将改变一切 This technology's gonna change everything.
嘿，有东西在动 Hey, there's something moving.
分析星球 FEMALE VOICE: Analyzing planet.
守护者 拒绝 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Guardian denied.
守护者 接受 Guardian accepted.
配对 Pairing.
开始自毁 Self-destruct initiated.
小心 Watch it!
过来 [GASPS] Come here.
分析行星 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Analyzing planet.
没有人声称对此负责 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: No one has claimed responsibility
今晚勇敢地营救15名被绑架的女学生 for tonight's daring rescue of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
但目击者报告 But eyewitnesses report
又一次目击了 被称为守护者的英雄 yet another sighting of the hero dubbed The Guard.
犯罪率实际上正在下降 MALE NEWSCASTER: Crime rate is actually going down.
总体犯罪率下降了 4% Overall crime has dropped four percent.
嘿，爸爸 来和我一起玩接球 CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy! Come play catch with me.
听着，我很抱歉 下周怎么样？ JACK: Look, I'm sorry. How about next week?
我不能再这样下去了，杰克 LILY: I can't do this anymore, Jack.
查理，我们还是一家人 JACK: Charlie, we're still a family.
突发新闻中，另一个守护者目击事件 In breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
守护者正在使用外星技术 The Guard is using alien technology.
热力学和物理学定律甚至不适用 The laws of thermodynamics and physics just don't even apply.
我可以找到能量源，但我需要资源 And I can find the power source, but I need resources.
看看你，阿尔刚工业的首席执行官 安索阿尔刚 Looking at you, Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Industries.
你惹错了超级英雄 CHARLIE: [SOFTLY] You messed with the wrong superhero.
坏人，你最好开始祈祷 Bad guy, you better say your prayers.
-查理 -守护者会踢你的屁股 TEACHER: Charlie?Guard's gonna kick your butt.
查理 TEACHER: Charlie![STUDENTS GIGGLING]
换你了 You're up.
呃...不 [IN NORMAL VOICE] The nuc... No.
嗯，我要讲的不是关于任何能量源， Well, my presentation isn't about any of these energy sources,
而是关于一个新的能量源， it's actually about a new one,
刚好是..... which happens to be
世界上最伟大的英雄，守护者 the world's greatest hero, The Guard.
不，查理，这有什么关系？ [MOUTHING] No.Charlie, how is this relevant?
每个人都在谈论守护者如何 Everybody's talking about how The Guard
阻止了印度的核灾难，对吗？ stopped that nuclear meltdown in India, right?
或者他是如何拯救台湾那些孩子的， Or how he saved those kids in Taiwan,
或阻止那架喷气式飞机在巴西坠毁 or stopped that jet from crashing in Brazil.
但没有人谈论他是如何做到的 But nobody's talking about how he did it.
他有某种新能量源， He's got some kind of new energy source,
而且这些都不是…… and it's not any of these...
呃... Uh...
嘿 我来对地方了吗？ Hey. Am I at the right place?
你一定是玛雅·梦露吧？ TEACHER: You must be Maya Monroe?
同学们，这是我们从土耳其来的新转学生， Class, this is our new transfer student from Turkey,
所以请不要嘲笑她的任何奇怪的习俗…… so please do not mock any strange customs that she...
她以前常来这里 She used to go here.
[BURPS]
[STUDENTS TITTERING]
就这样 Whatever.
梦露小姐，请坐 Miss Monroe, take a seat.
查理，你可以继续，请 Charlie, you can continue, and please
回到手上的主题 bring this back to the subject at hand.
什么？ 我不知道 [WHISPERS] What?[WHISPERS] I don't know.
终于 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
这是我听过的最愚蠢的事 BOY1: Finally.You know what?
BOY 2: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
明天要考试 TEACHER: Test tomorrow.
伯格(汉堡) 伯格(汉堡) 伯格(汉堡) [STUDENTS GROANING]
BOTH: Berger! Berger! Berger!
-我爸妈太尴尬了 -伯格 伯格 My parents are so embarrassing.[CONTINUES] Berger! Berger!
至少你爸爸出现了 At least your dad shows up.
我爸爸永远都在开资讯科技的会议 Mine's at a never-ending IT conference.
看 嘿 Look.BERGER: Hey.
莉兹和玛雅 九点钟方向 Lizzie with Maya. Nine o'clock.[BURPS]
我小学暗恋的对像 刚刚出现 So my elementary school BFF just showed back up
经过多年的旅行世界 after, like, years of traveling the world.
好嫉妒 So jealous.
你用什么软件？ 我没用社交软件 What's your at?I'm not on social media.
什么？ What?
好的 好吧，你的兴趣是什么？ Okay. Well, what are your interests?
嗯，开锁 ，挪威死亡金属乐团 Um, lock picking, Norwegian Death Metal
我可以蒙着眼睛对 M4 锁头进行现场拆解 and I can field-strip an M4 blindfolded.
好的 Okay.
你请莉兹去跳舞了吗？ You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
还没有 Not yet.
女人比较喜欢男人在最后一刻处理事情 Women like it when you leave things till the last minute.
你从哪里听来的？ 哟 伯格 Where'd you hear that?Yo! Berger...
妈妈要我给你带来你的粉丝，在这里 Mom wanted me to bring you your fan, so, here.
拿着 Take it.
你有没有想过 为何你称呼他是伯格(汉堡) You ever think about how you call him Berger,
但那是也是你的姓啊 but that's your last name, too?
这就是我取名大麦克的原因，因为 That's why I go as Big Mac, because, uh,
-我是最美味的伯格(汉堡) -好吧 I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay.
哇，这是一个真正的爆点 GIRL: Wow, this is a real blowout.
我们走吧，阿甘 COACH HAMMER: Let's go, Forrest.
查理·金凯德 Charlie Kincaid.
教练 我想 你.... Uh, Coach? I think you, um,
不小心叫了我的全名 accidentally said my first and last name?
换你进场 我们需要一个左撇子 You're in. We need a lefty.
伙计，那是个大孩子 BOY: Man, that's a big kid.
那是谁？ Who is that?
那是福雷斯 迪尔 That's Forrest Deal.
他们称他为“红色杉木” They call him "The Sequoia."
现在投球的是 查理·金凯德 BOY: Now pitching is Charlie Kincaid.
狡猾的金凯德，看起来还活着 COACH: Crafty Kincaid, look alive.
加油，阿甘 我们走吧 Come on, Forrest! Let's go!
我听说他欺负自己的父母 I heard he bullies his own parents.
祝你好运，查理 [CHUCKLES]
听说他的眼神好致命 BOY: Good luck, Charlie.
I heard that his stare is so deadly
他甚至不能照镜子看到自己 he can't even look himself in the mirror.
LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie! You got this.
不知道这是皮威联赛 Didn't know this was the Peewee Leagues.
不知道他们允许在中学使用类固醇 Didn't know they allowed steroids in middle school.
来吧，查理 请不要杀了我的朋友 BOY: Come on, Charlie.BERGER: Please don't kill my friend.
好吧，我们走吧，阿甘 粉碎它 All right, let's go, Forrest. [GRINNING] Crush it.
查理 查理 查理 [CROWD CHANTING] Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
哦 [GROANS]Ooh.
那会留下痕迹的 BOY: That's gonna leave a mark.
-查理 -他妈妈会生气的 Charlie.His mama gonna be mad.
[SONG PLAYING]
又是这首歌？我们能不能换... This song again? Can we just change...
不，不，我们不能 No. No, we can't.
另外，我们都知道这首歌是经典之作 Plus we all know this song's a classic.
-没有人知道 -哦，天啊 BERGER: No one knows that.CHARLIE: Oh, God.
不，好吧，好吧，我的车，我的音乐 BIG MAC: No, okay, well, my car, my music.
好的 我这辈子完了 All right?[SOFTLY] My life is over.
嗯，时速24英哩 Uh, that's 24.
刚好在超速边缘 要捉他们吗 That's right on the fence. You wanna go for it?
不 他们只是孩子 让他们走 Nah. They're just kids. Let 'em go.
我讨厌孩子 I hate kids.
甚至是我自己的 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
再见，查理 Even my own.
BERGER: Bye, Charlie.
但目击者报告称，又一次目击到... FEMALE NEWSCASTER: But eyewitnesses report yet another sighting of...
-什么？ -被称为守护者的英雄 What? ...the hero dubbed The Guard.
当局再次查不到指纹和其他证据 Once again authorities have found no fingerprints and no other evidence
除了现场留下的奇怪图案..... with the exception of strange patterns left on the scene. Now a trademark...
-嘿 比赛怎么样？ Hey. How was the game? ...of Guard's sightings.
-另一个守护者目击事件 -是的 Another Guard sighting?Yeah.
...守护者到底是什么？ ...what is The Guard exactly?
是独行侠还是... Is it a lone vigilante or...[CELL PHONE RINGING]
嘿 你打包好要去找爸爸了吗？ Hey. Did you pack a bag for your dad's yet?
我们都知道他会取消 We both know he's gonna cancel.
-嘿 -嘿，杰克 嘿 Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey.
今晚来宾 是"阿尔刚战术公司"主席 安索阿尔刚 Joining us tonight is Ansel Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.
他的业务 受到所谓的"守护者"的独特影响， His business has been uniquely impacted by the so-called Guard,
谁开创了和平的新纪元 who has ushered a new era of peace
让许多国家... leaving many countries to...
是的，我看到了 Yeah, I saw.
您的公司， 阿尔刚战术公司 NEWSCASTER: Your company, Argon Tactical,
最近报告的经营亏损 recently reported operating losses
13年来第一次，所以... for the first time in 13 years, so...
这不是真的 That's not true.
-我觉得是这样的 -不，这绝对不是真的 I think it is. No, that's definitely not true.
把庆祝活动延迟到下周 JACK: Just push it to next week, the celebration.[SIGHS]
杰克，拜托，我... Jack, come on, I'm...
对不起，今天不要这样对我 I'm sorry.Don't do this to me today.
我厌倦了所有这些藉口 I am so sick of all these excuses.
对不起 这是我的工作 好吧，好吧... JACK: I'm sorry. It's my job.All right, well...
我将在 6:00 送他下车，所以你最好在那儿 I'm dropping him off at 6:00, so you better be there.
好吧好吧 是的，再见 Okay.Okay. Yeah, bye.
让我猜猜 另一个“资讯科技会议”？ Let me guess. Another "IT conference"?
行程要改到下个月吗？ Rescheduling for next month?
不 他今晚很高兴见到你 No! He's really excited to see you tonight.
我敢打赌他甚至不记得我的生日 I bet he doesn't even remember my birthday.
会的，他会 Of course, he does.
来，快去收拾你的行李 Come on, go, go get your bag packed
也许洗个澡 and maybe take a shower.
如果守护者继续削弱对国防工业的需求 If The Guard continues to erode the need for a defense industry
像你们这样的公司会有恐慌吗？ will there be panic at companies like yours?
我会... 我会出一个更好的问题让你发问 I'll... I'll give you a better question that you could have asked.
如果零监督的话... With zero oversight...
万一有一天 守护者变成坏人该怎么办？ what happens if The Guard has a bad day?
看，他在那里等你 LILY: Look, he's there waiting for you.
我们为何要这样做？ CHARLIE: Why are we doing this?
LILY: Hey.All right!
嗨，嘿 Hi.LILY: Hey.
他看起来有点老了，我能看出来 He looks a little older, I can tell.
-他真的很高兴 -很高兴来到这里 He's really happy about it.Very happy to be here!
好吧，你把那些东西放进去就好 Okay, you wanna just put that stuff inside
我等等到里面找你？ and I'll meet you in there?
我觉得我有麻烦了 I feel like I'm in trouble.
不，不，不，他度过了艰难的一天 No, no, no, he had a rough day.
嗯，蜡烛在底部 Um, candles are in the bottom.
-我最喜欢的 -今晚尽量别全部吃完 My favorite!Try not to eat 'em all tonight.
我尽量,但不能保证 We'll do our best, no promises.
这状况不能一直持续下去，杰克，你知道的，对吧 This isn't gonna last forever, Jack, you know that, right?
在我们意识到之前，他会长大成人... Before we know it, he's gonna be grown up and...
你会乞求他回你的电话 you're gonna be begging him to return your calls.
你不用说服我 You don't have to convince me. Okay?
我想花更多的时间和他在一起，我真的很想 I want to spend more time with him, I really do.
但我刚好很忙 I've just been busy.
杰克，有些事情比工作更重要 There are some things that are more important than work, Jack.
-好吗 -我知道 Okay?I know.
-和他谈谈 -是的 Talk to him.Yeah.
今晚 Tonight.
-有一段时间了 -是的 Been a while.Yes.
我喜欢你没有改变这个地方 I like what you've not done with the place.
我想要那种 单亲爸爸的短期租屋的感觉 I'm going for that kinda single-dad short-term rental feel.
我买给你的那个有趣的杯子呢？ Where's that funny mug I got you?
呃，它应该就在这附近某个地方 Uh, it's around here somewhere.
听着，查理，很抱歉没去看这场比赛 Listen, Charlie, sorry about the game.
我错过了在丹佛的转机航班 Missed my connecting flight in Denver
机上的无线网路也故障了 and in-flight Wi-Fi was screwed up.
但我有东西给你 But I got you something.
没关系，你不用贿赂我 It's okay, you don't have to bribe me.
是的，我必须贿赂你 Yes, I do have to bribe you.
我会……我会贿赂你 And I'm gonna be... I'm gonna bribe you.
在这里等着 Wait right here!
好的，查理 我的旧手套 Okay, Charlie. My old mitt.
现在，我一直为你保存着这个 Now, I have been saving this for you,
我认为现在是时候了 and I think now is the time.
我是左撇子，爸爸 I'm a lefty, Dad.
哦耶 对喔 Oh, yeah. That's right.
对不起，我... Sorry about that, I...
好吧，如果你能有什么， Well, if you could have anything,
你还想要什么？ what else would you want?
我只想再去露营 I just want to go camping again.
像以前一样 Like we used to?
好主意啊 只要工作变得舒缓， That's a great idea. Well, as soon as things slow down at work,
我们就可以去露营 同时... we're gonna do that. In the meantime...
我拿了这个任天堂 Switch I got this Nintendo Switch.
我知道你不喜欢贿赂 我接受贿赂 I know you don't like bribes.I accept bribes.
继续，继续，继续 JACK: Keep it going, keep it going, keep it going.
三、二、一……去 Three, two, one...go!
本垒打 Home run! Dinger!
轰、轰、轰、轰…… Boom, boom, boom, boom...
现在 吃比萨 And now pizza!
我们必须在三，二，一 二，一 We got to do it in three, two, one.Two, one.
啊，来吧 Ah, come on.
这游戏没有HBT吗？ Does this game not have HBT?
-什么是 HBT？ -你知道，隐藏球技巧吗？ What's an HBT?You know, Hidden Ball Trick?
你知道那个，对吧？ You know that one, right?
一垒手假装把球扔给投手， Where the first baseman pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
然后当跑垒员先领先一点时 and then when the base runner takes a little lead off first
他就在那儿，然后他用……什么？ and he's right there, then he grabs it with a...What?
-嘿 骗子 -他们把他抓到了那里... Hey. Cheater.And they get him right there...
不不不，等一下 那是作弊 你在浪费我所有的... No, no, hold on. That's cheating. You're wasting all my...
放回去 你让我输了 看看你做了什么 Give it back. You're making me lose. Look what you did.
啊 Ah.[CHUCKLES]
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
对不起 让我接个电话 Sorry. Let me just get this.
好的 Okay.
赶快 Hurry up.
嘿 抱歉花了这么长时间 JACK: Hey. Sorry that took so long.
让我猜猜 是工作方面的事 Let me guess. Something at work.
是的，那是我的老板 我得... Yeah, that was my boss. I gotta...
我想有紧急情况，所以我得... I guess there's an emergency, so I'm gonna have to...
总是有紧急情况 There's always an emergency.
为什么不能像以前一样取消？ Why can't you just cancel, like you always do?
查理，听着，我知道这很糟糕 Charlie, listen, I know this sucks.
我想留在这里和你一起庆祝 I wanna stay here and celebrate with you.
但我得走了 当我说事情很重要时，你必须相信我 But, I gotta go. You have to believe me when I say it's important.
是的，我知道 比我还重要 Yeah, I know. More important than me.
不，这不是我要说的 No, that's not what I'm saying.
你让我过来 只是因为妈妈强迫你 You only had me over because Mom forced you to.
说实话 Just be honest!
你要我说实话吗？ You want me to be honest?
是的 这就是我想要的 Yeah. That's all I want.
听 我几天后就回来，好吗？ Listen. I'm gonna be back in a couple days, tops. Okay?
到时我们坐下来，我会把事情解释清楚 And we're gonna sit down, and I'm gonna explain things
在某种程度上，我希望你能明白发生了什么事 in a way that I hope that you're gonna understand what's been happening.
哦，我明白了 Oh, I understand fine.
你只是个蹩脚的爸爸 You're just a crappy dad.
查理... Charlie...
好吧，你不能一个人在这里 Well, you can't be here by yourself.
让我给妈妈打电话，她会来接你 Let me call Mom and she'll come pick you up.
不用了，我打就好,我打通了 CHARLIE: Nah, I got it. I got it.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
嗨，妈妈 你要有心理准备 Hey, Mom. Uh, hold on to your hat.
爸爸有工作急事，你能来接我吗？ Dad has a work emergency, so can you come pick me up?
是的，我知道，这很糟糕 Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.
好的 Okay.
十分钟后她就到了 She'll be here in ten minutes.
-你不必等她 -听着 我知道 You don't have to wait.Listen. I know.
我不是小婴儿了，爸爸 I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.
好的，过几天再见 Okay, I'll see you later.
腰包 Fanny pack.
不能忘记带 Can't forget that.
我爱你 I love you.
几天后见 I'll see you in a couple days.
[DOOR CLOSES]
你还在线上吗？ You still there?
我喜欢你叫我“妈妈” I love it when you call me "Mom".
现在，让我们疯狂暴走 Now, let's throw a rager.
是的，让我们疯狂暴走 Yeah, let's throw a rager.
等等，什么是暴走？ Wait, what is a rager?
[MOUTHING SONG]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
嘿，伯格 [IN FEMALE VOICE] Hey, Berger.
你好 Hi.
哦，靠夭 Oh, crap.
你在这里做什么？ [MOUTHING]What are you doing here?
伯格说 我可以借你的笔记 准备明天愚蠢的考试 Berger said I could borrow your notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
还有，他说你爸抛弃了你 Also, he said your dad abandoned you
你一个人在听情歌 and you're listening to Anne Murray alone.
好吧，让我们开始愤怒暴走 All right, let's get this rager started.
[MUSIC SWITCHES]
这歌好多了 LIZZIE: Much better.
哥们，什么鬼？ [WHISPERS] Dude, what the hell?
Uh, chicks dig sob stories.
你为什么把他们带来这里 Why did you bring 'em here at all?
对不起，我不知道你想要一对一的暴走 I'm sorry, I didn't know you wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
玛雅不喜欢我 Maya does not like me.
她因为我 离开了这个国家 She left the country because of me.
如果那是真的，她现在就不会在这里了 BERGER: If that were true, she wouldn't be here right now.
深吸一口气 Take a deep breath in.
现在呼气到你的手中 And now breathe into your hands
告诉我你的呼气是什么味道 and tell me how your breath smells.
-还好 -好的 [SNIFFS] It's good.Okay.
现在，用一些甜美的气息 Now, use some of that sweet, sweet breath
并请玛雅跳舞 and ask Maya to the dance.
不 No.
女士们想要含糖饮料吗？ Do you ladies want a sugary beverage?
LIZZIE: Lead the way.
等等 明天是你的生日吗？ Wait. It's your birthday tomorrow?
你还记得我的生日吗？ You remember my birthday?
不，照片上有日期 No, it's on the photo.
酷 酷 Cool. Cool.
我不喜欢大肆宣传 I don't like to make a big deal.
我总是觉得生日令人失望 I always find birthdays disappointing.
父母离异之后的生日很糟糕 Birthdays with divorced parents suck.
跟我说说你的事 我爸爸就是那种 Tell me about it. My dad is the king
随便买个机场礼物就送给我的人 of thoughtless airport gifts.
你知道我家里有多少个屁股枕头吗 Do you know how many butt pillows I have at home?
我认为那些是脖子靠枕 I think those are neck pillows.
只有两根叉子吗？ There's only two forks?
这家伙是什么人 连环杀手？ What is this guy, a serial killer?
我想，嗯... I want to, um...
..表明... ...address the...
不知道你还记得五年级的事吗？ I don't know if you remember fifth grade?
记得，五年级发生了什么事？ Yeah, what happened in fifth grade?
我对自己的所作所为 感到非常糟糕 I feel really bad about what I did.
我不...知道... and I don't, um, know...
……怎么说呢 ...how to say this.
-但是…… -现在是发生什么事？ But...What's happening?
现在发生的事 是我试图敞开心扉 What's happening is I'm trying to open up.
不不不 在你身后.... No, like, behind you.That's what I'm trying to say.
伯格？莉兹？ Berger?Lizzie?
我击中了铁球 它就打开了 我无法... I hit the balls and it opened up and I can't...
没关系，我明白了 It's okay, I understand.
你爸是个怪胎 Your dad's a freak.
Whoa.
等等 小心，小心 Wait. Careful, careful.
-我们要怎么打开它？ -我们需要一组密码 BERGER: How do we open it?We need a code.
这就像一个安全屋 看看房间里有无其他线索 This is just like an escape room. Scan the room for clues.
是数字的 It's numerical.
所以线索要排除 童年的宠物 出生地 So that rules out childhood pets, birthplace.
你父母的周年纪念日是什么时候？ When's your parents' anniversary?
他们离婚了 They're divorced.
你爸爸的生日是哪一天？ LIZZIE: How about your dad's birthday?
11月18日 November 18th.
[BEEPS]
或者…… LIZZIE: Or...
更棒的是 亲人的生日 Better yet, the birthday of a loved one.Nothing.
嘿，生日快乐 Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.
0-4-0-7-0-8 0-4-0-7-0-8.
[UNLOCKING BEEP]
[WHIRRING]
-哈罗 -哇 BERGER: Hello.LIZZIE: Whoa.
看起来像电梯 Looks like an elevator.
什么，是上楼的吗？ What, to go upstairs?
是不是懒得走路 That's kinda lazy, isn't it?
为什么只有一个按钮？ Why is there only one button?
请不要碰触... Please don't touch...
[ALL SCREAMING]
我的内脏都移位了 My guts are floating.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
-我们往下掉了多深? -很深 MAYA: How far down did we go?Far.
很好……我没事 Yeah... I'm okay.
哇哦，这个地方很大 MAYA: Whoa, this place is big.
“总部启动” AUTOMATED VOICE: Headquarters activating.
来吧 Come on.
我们往下掉了多深？ BERGER: How far down are we?
这里真是太严密了 This is so tight.
别的地方都比不上这里严密 This is beyond tight.
这是最严密的了 This is the tightest.
看那个 Look at that.
大家快过来这边 CHARLIE: Come on, guys, over here.
哇，这是什么？ BERGER: Whoa, what's this?
好吧，他是怎么建造这里的？ MAYA: Okay, how could he have built this?
我们在地底下一百英里 We're, like, a hundred miles underground.
欢迎 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome.
[BEEPING]
任务正在进行中 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission in progress.
“目前位置：新西兰 ” "Current location: New Zealand."
那地方很远 LIZZIE: That's far away.
任务档案 AUTOMATED VOICE: Mission archive.
巴西飞机失事 Plane crash in Brazil.
印度核能事故 Nuclear meltdown in India.
那里全都是新闻事件 That was all over the news!
日本海啸 Tsunami in Japan.
帝国大厦里的不明物体 The thing in the Empire State Building.
这些都是"守护者"进行的任务 These are all The Guard's missions.
我们在"守护者"的秘密总部 We're in The Guard's secret headquarters.
总部在你爸爸的房子下面 Which is under your dad's house.
你明白这意味着什么吗？ Do you realize what this means?
意思是...我爸.... It means my dad
为守护者工作 works for The Guard.
不是啦，伙计 No.Dude.
这意味着 你爸爸就是"守护者" It means your dad is The Guard.
什么？ What?
不 No.
我爸爸才不是守护者 守护者是史上最伟大的英雄 My dad is not The Guard. The Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
好的 我爸爸受不了辣鸡翅 BERGER: Okay.My dad can't handle hot wings.
而且 我也见过他没穿衬衫的样子 Yeah.I've seen him without his shirt on.
他几乎不会游泳 He can barely swim.
-好吧 -我爸爸不是守护者 Okay.My dad is not The Guard.
有人一直在否认 MAYA: Somebody's in denial.
大家看 Hey, guys.
守护者有戴腰包吗? Does The Guard wear a fanny pack?
又不见了 信号屏蔽器太强了 IRONS: Lost it again. Signal blocker's too strong.
再运作一次 模拟它的来源 Run it again. Simulate its origin.
运作中 On it.
艾伦斯，我们为何要寻找守护者的源头？ So, Irons, where do we stand on finding The Guard's source?
我们会找到的，好吗？放轻松 只是需要更多的时间 We'll find it, all right? Relax. We just need more time.
时间？ Time?
你曾经有过时间 而且过了好几年了 You've had time. You've had years.
不论迟早 你也只会有两种结果 Sooner or later, it becomes binary, okay?
要么找到它，或是找不到 You either found it or you haven't.
你会找不到 这就是我将要拔掉所有插头的原因 And you haven't. And that's why I'm pulling the plug.
你要开除我？ You're firing me?
我不只是开除你 Oh, I'm not just firing you.
不只，我还要开除所有人 No, no, I'm firing everybody.
我要开除那个人，开除他，她 I'm firing that guy, firing him, her.
她很好，他很酷 She's all right, he's cool.
我知道那天晚上发生了什么事 I know what happened that night.
我也知道 我已经失去所有机会来证明它真的存在 And I know I've lost everything trying to prove that it's real.
-我的信誉 我的事业 -我的钱 My credibility, my career.My money.
就连我自己的政府 也想要透过质疑来摧毁我 My own government tried to destroy me for asking questions.
你认为这是为什么？ Why do you think that is?
听着，我喜欢那个故事 Listen, I love that story.
穿制服的人、森林、偷球体的坏人， The uniform, the woods, the bad man who stole the orb,
你是如何被大家的指责 how you got your little boo-boo.
我都知道 你再把故事告诉其他人 I get it. Tell it to someone else.
只要守护者犯了一个失误，我们就会找到能量源 As soon as The Guard makes a mistake, we'll find the Source.
但据我所知 关于守护者的一件事 If there's one thing I learned about The Guard
就是他从不犯失误 it's he doesn't make mistakes.
好吧，你可以等到周末再关闭电源 All right, you got till the end of the week to shut this down.
列印 进行中 AUTOMATED VOICE: Printing in progress.
哇 好酷的雷射 Wow. Cool lasers.
13号逃生舱盖板完成 Escape hatch panel number 13 complete.
看，它在自行建造此地 BERGER: Look, it's building itself.
像是某种来自太空的3D列印机 LIZZIE: Some kind of 3D printer from space.
哦，叫它列印一个假身份证 Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.
可以列印小甜甜布兰妮吗？ BERGER: Can it print Britney Spears?
她遇到的事还不够多吗？ Hasn't she been through enough?
不能列印人 Can't print people.
看起来只有几样东西可供选择 Looks like only a few things to choose from.
呃，玛雅，我想你按错了按钮 Uh, Maya, I think you pressed the wrong button.
是的 是紧急关闭的按钮 Yeah. Emergency shutoff.
来，试试这个按钮 CHARLIE: This is a bad idea.LIZZIE: Uh, here, try this button.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
传送中 AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring to charging station.
不错的材质 Nice material.
哦，这是什么？ Oh, what's this?
看起来像一根魔杖 BERGER: Looks like a magic wand.
哇 Whoa.
[GASPS]
看起来不错，妙丽 Looking good, Hermione.
这不是魔术棒，而是磁铁棒 It's not a magic wand, it's a magnet wand.
什么？ What?
[SCOFFS]
这是一个HUD It's a HUD.
-什么？ -抬头显示器 A what?A heads-up display.
我很好奇 这个按钮有什么作用？ I wonder what this button does?
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]
帮我 伯格 伯格 这不是背包 Help me! Berger! Berger! It's not a backpack!
-等等 我来了 -关掉它 CHARLIE: Hold on, I'm coming!Turn it off!
-把我拉下来 玛雅 -好吧，等等 等等 Pull me down, Maya!Okay, hang on, hang on, I got...
哇 莉兹，小心 Whoa!BERGER: Lizzie, careful!
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]
-你还好吗 -太赞了 You okay?That was awesome.
-那太疯狂了 -你们还好吗？ That was crazy.You guys okay?
目标瞄准 AUTOMATED VOICE: Target applying.
Oh, shh...
哦，天哪，玛雅 [MAYA GRUNTS]
LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Maya!
-我杀了玛雅 -你杀了玛雅 I killed Maya.You killed Maya.
-我杀了玛雅 -你杀了玛雅 I killed Maya.You killed Maya!
她没事 好还好吗 She's okay. You're okay.
这太棒了 That was awesome.
缩小并合身 AUTOMATED VOICE: Shrink to fit.
-即时尚又实用 -各位，看看这个 Stylish and functional.BERGER: Guys, check this out!
[ALL SCREAMING]
他的头在哪里？ LIZZIE: Where's his head?
我是DJ伯格，无头刺客为你现场直播 It's DJ Berger, the headless assassin comin' at you live!
伯格？ Berger?
各位 各位 看这里 Guys! Guys! Look over here.
哦，我今天看起来不错 BERGER: Ooh, I look good today.
怎么一回事？ How?
太奇妙了 It's amazing!
我把头穿过一个神奇的传送门 You put your head through one magic portal thingy
然后就从另一个传送门出来 and it comes out the other.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
哦，那是什么？ Ooh, what's that?
[ALARM CHIRPS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
机动汽车召唤 准备执行任务 AUTOMATED VOICE: G-mobile summoned. Ready for mission.
这真是变态 This is sick.
你还认为你爸爸是守护者的管家？ LIZZIE: You still think your dad's The Guard's butler?
呃... Uh...
你还好吗？ You okay?
什么？是的，我，嗯... What? Yeah, I, um...
我正准备离开这里 I'm just ready to get outta here.
对，因为看起来 你好像弄坏了一些东西 Right, 'cause it kinda looks like you broke something.
是的，我想我不知道自己的实力 Yeah, I guess I don't know my own strength.
[FLAMINGOPLAYING]
嘿 现在只有我们在这里， Hey. Now that we're alone,
我只是想让你知道 我一直有在看你直播... I just wanted you to know that I've been picking up on your signal...
-还有…… -什么？ And...What?
是的 我很想和你一起去跳舞 Yes. I would love to go to the dance with you.
哇 Aww.
谢谢你的随机邀请.... Thank you for the completely random
以及最后一刻才给我机会，伯格 and utterly last-minute offer, Berger.
真的 Truly.
但是，我已经有约会了 But, I already have a date.
是谁？年纪比我大吗，手脚比我还快 Who?An older guy, more my speed.
你对我来说有点太幼齿了 You're a little young for me.
但是我们年纪一样啊 But we're the same age.
各位，我们要把所有东西放回原来的位置 CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta put everything back where we found it.
这样才不会有人 知道我们来过这里 Nobody can know we were in here.[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY]
无论如何，要记得我们明天还有一个考试 You know we have that test tomorrow, anyway.
那节课太简单了 That class was so easy.
我希望我能帮你过关 I wish I could take it for you.
关于那个... About that...
我有一个疯狂的想法 I kind of have a crazy idea.
[BURPS]
一个秘密的任务 A covert mission.
但是，我们需要借一些小工具 But, we're gonna need to borrow a few gadgets.
你们有五分钟的时间 来完成这个测验 TEACHER: You have five minutes to complete this test.
不能使用电话 No phones.
作弊的人 将被惩处 Cheaters will be prosecuted.
“玛雅 ” LIZZIE: "Maya."
没有问题 No problem.
你准备好要砍掉"红色杉木"了吗？ You ready to chop down the Sequoia?
怎么做？ [MOUTHING] What the hell?
我们收到一个警示 讯号很强 VIRGINIA: We got a hit. It's strong.
在夏威夷，艾恩斯，你看到了吗？ Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?
太棒了 她都没有注意到 That was awesome.She didn't even notice.
对不起，伯格先生 TEACHER: Excuse me, Mister Berger.
呃... Uh...
你放在储物柜里的东西是什么？ What was that thing you put in your locker?
这是我为了艺术课 所制作的雕塑 It was a sculpture I made for art class.
我会一直盯着你，伯格 I got my eyes on you, Berger.
-非常具有挑战性的测验 谢谢 -随时指教 Very challenging test, thank you.Anytime.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
-嘿，教练？ -什么事 Hey, Coach?Yeah.
把我排进出赛队伍里面 Put me in.
你确定？ You sure about that?
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
一好球 PLATE UMPIRE: Strike one!
速度非常快 That was pretty fast.
这是生命线 This is the lifeline.
功率增加 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power increased.
查理 Charlie.
我们收到了强烈的闪光讯号 We got a strong flash signal.
就像单亲妈妈一样的强 Like single-mom strong.
这可能就是我们要找的 IRONS: This could be it.
这是财富线 This is the prosperity line.
二好球 Strike two!
这就是，呃，这条线告诉我 And this is the, uh, line that tells me
还没有人约你去舞会 that you don't have a date to the dance.
最大强度 AUTOMATED VOICE: Maximum strength.
你想和我一起去吗？ Do you wanna go with me?
-有可能 -好的 酷 I guess.Yeah, cool.
[CROWD CLAPPING]
现在速度很快 Now that's fast.
三好球 你出局了 Strike three. You're out.
[BOTH CHEER]
你欠我一只新手套 Shotgun!BERGER: You owe me a new glove!
接下来要做什么？ LIZZIE: What's next?
[ALL SCREAMING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
-你是一个优秀的司机 -谢谢 [SHOUTING] You're an excellent driver!Thanks!
守护者是在做甜甜圈吗？ HAWAII: Is The Guard doing donuts?
注意盯着他 IRONS: Stay on him.
突发新闻，又有另外一起"守护者目击事件" NEWSCASTER: And in breaking news, another possible Guard sighting.
地方警察... Local officials...
时速108公里 [BEEPING]OFFICER GRANT: 108!
哦 我们活捉到一个了 Oh! We got a live one!
打开警笛 Light 'em up!
调度，我们有一个10-80正在进行中 [SIREN WAILING]
Dispatch, we got a 10-80 in progress.
看起来像是打了类固醇的嬉皮面包车 Looks like a hippie van on steroids.
那是警笛吗？ Are those police sirens?
查理 查理，我要你现在踩油门加快 Charlie? Charlie, I need you to gas it right now!
我不能被逮捕 我还要上医学院 I can't get arrested! I need to go to medical school!
这时候要进行逃避式的驾驶了 Time for some evasive driving.
YOLO!
嘿 嬉皮怪物卡车 靠边停 Hey! Hippie Monster Truck! Pull over!
让我们舞动起来 Let's dance!
滚出马路，你们这些白痴 Get outta the road, you idiots.
查理，开快点 LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster!
他们还在那里 They're still there!
这是一种战术车辆 它一定具有牵制功能 This is a tactical vehicle. It must have diversionary features.
全部都试试，各位，全都试试 All of them, guys, try all of them!
自动机枪 导弹 AUTOMATED VOICE: Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
分解器开启 Discombobulator on.
分解器关闭 Discombobulator off.
这是一个全面激增的讯号 HAWAII: It's a full-blown surge.
已经锁定了 Lockin' on.
引人入胜的烟幕弹 AUTOMATED VOICE: Engaging smoke screen.
是烟吗？是烟雾弹 Is that smoke?It's smoke bombs.
我不能靠近烟，我有哮喘 I can't be near smoke, I have asthma.
把窗户卷起来 [SCREAMING] Roll up the window!
那是什么，炭疽病？ What is that, anthrax?
给我一些 Let me have some.
我们还有什么功能 MAYA: What else do we have here?
快点试试 想想办法啊 LIZZIE: Come on try something. Figure something out.
磁脉冲启动 磁力启动 AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnetic pulse activated.MAYA: Magnet activated.
哇 Whoa.
连结已建立 AUTOMATED VOICE: Connection established.CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!
-磁力粘合 -停止 AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnets bonded.Stop!
驾驶顺利，金凯德 Nice driving, Kincaid!
是的，我玩玛力欧赛车的成绩很高 Yeah, I play Mario Kart at a very high level!
-讯号已无屏障 -在那儿 锁定它 It's unblocked.Yep, there he is. Got him!
好吧，展开地图 All right, pull up the map.
他一定有了失误 VIRGINIA: He must've made a mistake.
没错，他犯了失误 Hell yeah, he did.
告诉团队 我们正在执行任务 Tell the team we're mission go.
我们找到他了 We got him.
开车没那么难 CHARLIE: Driving's not that hard.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
你们先下去吧 我等等就到 You guys go down. I'll be there in a sec.
好的 不要太久 BERGER: Okay. Don't be too long.
查理，呃，对不起 Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,
事情比我们想像的要复杂 things are more complicated than we thought.
所以，我得把这次旅行再延长几天 So, I'm gonna have to extend this trip for a few more days
但我会在下星期和你见面 but I will see you the following week
还有生日快乐 我真的... and happy birthday. I really...
嘿，玛雅，走远一点 BERGER: Hey, Maya, go long.
-我接到了 -哦，不 I got it!LIZZIE: Oh, no!
各位，我认为它当机了 Guys, I think it's dead!
莉兹 CHARLIE: Lizzie!
好的 Okay.
哦 MAYA: Ow.
那太神奇了 That was amazing.
我要去楼上打个电话 I'm gonna go upstairs and make a phone call.
[BURPS]
[GRUNTS]
-我不敢相信… -所以我在想…… I can't believe...So I was thinking...
对不起，你先说 Sorry, you go first.
我只是想说 I was just gonna say it.
这情况一定很诡异吧 It must be weird, huh?
知道你爸爸有一个"科幻人"的洞穴 Knowing your dad has, like, a sci-fi man cave.
是的，这很诡异 谢谢你的提问 Yeah, it is weird. Thanks for asking.
就好像 我们彼此其实都不了解对方 It's like we don't even know each other.
我以为他在"天才酒吧"工作 I thought he worked at a Genius Bar.
而他认为我是右撇子 And he thought I was a righty.
嗯，我没有忘记 Well, I didn't forget.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你把它修好了 You fixed it?
谢谢 Thanks.
列队 [WHISPERS] Formation.
你的代号是什么 HAWAII: What do they call you?
-威斯康辛 -我是夏威夷 Wisconsin.I'm Hawaii.
阿罗哈 Aloha.
嘘 Shh.
哦 Oh.
每个人都保持警惕，好吗？ Everyone on alert here, okay?
小心，这可能是弗莱迪克鲁格的房子 Yeah, careful, this could be Freddy Krueger's house.
你看到任何安全系统吗？ You seeing any security?
不，我看到了防御设施 No, I see defenses.
防御设施刚刚似乎被解除了 They just seem to be disarmed at the moment.
讯号从里面传来 Signal's comin' from inside.
移动 Move.
[HUMMING TUNE]
安全 安全 Clear.Clear.
味道很好闻 Smells good.
感觉像我们正闯入一个陶器谷仓 Feels like we're breaking into a Pottery Barn.
-我们要偷什么，艾恩斯？ -你看到了就知道了 What are we stealing, Irons?You'll know when you see it.
哦 我有这盏灯 Oh. I have this lamp.
我明白为什么他不让全世界知道他的秘密身份 I get why he couldn't tell the world about his secret identity.
但... But...
为什么他不能告诉我？ Why couldn't he tell me?
我有那么不靠谱吗？ Am I that untrustable?
肯定不是在五年级的时候 Certainly weren't in the fifth grade.
所以你记得 So you do remember.
我怎么会忘记？ How could I forget?
罗比费尔南德斯的生日派对 Robbie Fernandez's birthday party.
你和我几乎亲吻 You and I almost kiss.
你退缩了 然后告诉大家我有口臭 You chicken out. And you tell everyone I have bad breath.
这不是真的 你的口气没有问题 It wasn't true. There's nothing wrong with your breath.
我知道，因为我有美好的口气 I know, 'cause I have amazing breath,
但你知道 "发霉嘴的玛雅"这个绰号 but you do know the nickname Moldy Mouth Maya
一直跟着我，对吧？ followed me around, right?
这就是你离开这个国家的原因 And that's why you left the country.
什么？ 不是，因为我妈妈调职了，你这笨蛋 What? No, my mom got transferred, you dingus.
[BEEPING]
我从房子下面收到一个电磁脉冲 I'm getting an electromagnetic pulse from below the house.
我们检查过了 没有地下室 WOMAN: We checked. There's no basement.
嘿，你们会想看看他的办公室 Hey, you guys are gonna wanna check out his office.
它有很棒的风水和秘密电梯 It has a great feng shui and a secret elevator.
很酷，对吧？ Sick, right?
我们来对地方了 We are in the right place.
怎么了，各位？欢迎来到 MTV 频道 What's up, guys? Welcome toMTV Cribs
和你的男孩，贝瑞·伯格 with your boy, Barry Berger.
现在 我在我的秘密总部， And right now I'm in my secret HQ,
很像石头洞穴 which kinda rocks, pun intended.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
一定是莉兹？ Must be Lizzie?
莉兹什么时候有手电筒的？ When did Lizzie get a flashlight?
不太对劲 我们得走了，快点 [WHISPERS] Something's wrong. We gotta move, come on.
[KEYPAD BEEPS]
[DIGITAL BEEPING]
而且，对，是的，这里就是魔法发生的地方 And, uh, yeah, this is where the magic happens.
我也不知道这个房间是做什么... I don't really know what this room... [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
嘘 Shh.
好吧，我们得躲起来 有人拿着枪到这里来 Okay, we gotta hide. There are people here with guns.
黑手党？ [NERVOUSLY] The Mafia?Shh!
不，我看他们很像是军事组织 No. They look paramilitary to me.
你怎么知道？ How could you tell?
他们的设备 我看到了西格绍尔冲锋枪， Equipment. I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
看起来像是俄罗斯军备 Zev Dragonfly Glock 17, Plate Carriers,
和手榴弹 哇 and grenades.Wow.
我们得找到莉兹 而且... We gotta get Lizzie and... [GASPS]
哦，天啊，莉兹 Oh, my God, Lizzie.
MAN: [ON PHONE] I'm wearing a vest now,
I'm really looking forward...Mmhmm.
好的 你到了这里就不要大惊小怪了，好吗？ All right. Well, remember not to make a big deal when you get here, okay?
守卫者现在在日本执行任务 所以... IRONS: The Guard's on a mission in Japan. So...
看来我们刚刚错过了他 It looks like we just missed him then.
把东西拿着，我们离开这里 Let's get this object and get the heck outta here.
嗯... Um...
看来我们这里有其他人 Looks like we got company.
嗯，不管是谁，都不会是守护者 IRONS: Well, whoever it is, it's not him.
他们可能也是为了同样的东西而来，所以... They might be after the same thing we are, though, so...
我们要确保 他们不会攻击我们 Let's make sure they don't beat us to it.
我们要做什么？ CHARLIE: What are we gonna do?
我有个主意 我们躲起来 一直等到查理的爸爸 [WHISPERS] I have an idea. We hide until Charlie's dad
回来救我们 gets back and saves us.
他又离开了多久？ How long is he gone for again?
他说他可能再过几天才会回来 He said he could be a couple of days.
几天是指两天 还是指十天？ [IN NORMAL VOICE] A couple as in two or a couple as in ten?
因为人体在没有物资的情况下只能存活三天 'Cause the human body can survive three days...A couple
可能是两天吧 literally means two.
各位，快点，莉兹在上面，我们得帮助她 Guys, come on, Lizzie's up there and we gotta help her.
如何？唯一的出路是电梯 How? The only way out is the elevator.
车库 露营车就是从那里出来的 The garage. That's where the camper van came out of.
应该有出口吧？我们走 There must be an exit, right? Let's go.
不管谁在这里，我们都会把他们薰出来 Whoever's down here, we're gonna smoke 'em out.
-你和威斯康辛扫荡外围 -是的 You and Wisconsin sweep the perimeter.Yeah.
泽西 你和夏威夷在楼上设置了信号干扰器 Jersey, you and Hawaii set the signal jammer upstairs.
确保没有人躲在外面 Make sure no one's hidin' out up there
或是有人屎屁像他一样多 and no one takes as much as a piss
有事先跟我报告，听到了吗？ without talkin' to me first, you got that?
收到 WISCONSIN: Copy that.
现在开始 Starting now.
里面有一个精致的日本厕所 He's got one of those little fancy Japanese toilet
免治马桶会喷水... motion-sensor things that spray the...
好了 去楼上 Yeah. Get upstairs.
--收到 --移动 我们走 Copy that.WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go!
你听到了 快移动 JERSEY: You heard him. Let's move.
你来的时候传简讯给我，我会出去的 Just text me when you're here and I'll come outside.
封闭 启动 AUTOMATED VOICE: Lockdown initiated.
赶快 Hurry up!
-五、四、三…… -跑起来 In five, four, three...BERGER: Go, go, go.
……二，一 ...two, one.
-你听到了吗？ -是的 WISCONSIN: Did you hear that?Yeah.
包在我身上 On me.
回去 [WHISPERS] Go back.
阿尔刚，我们找到了这个地方 Argon, we found the place.
-然后呢？ -但是我们遇到了一个问题 ARGON: And what?But we got a problem.
是的，它是什么？ Yeah, what is it?
-你会想尽快过来的 -我正在路上 You'll wanna get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.
[GASPS]
[PANTING]
电源已移除 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power source removed.
你躲在哪里？ Where are you hiding?
[LIZZIE WHIMPERING]
生成预测 AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating predictions.
查理 查理 BERGER: Charlie. Charlie.
查理 Charlie.Huh?
快点 MAYA: Come on!
无论是谁在这里，我知道你能听到我的声音 IRONS: Whoever is here, I know you can hear me.
我们封锁了此地，你们无路可逃了 We have this place locked down so there is no escape.
我们是来取回一个物件的 We've come to retrieve an object,
我们沿着能量轨迹 来到这处确切的位置 and we followed the energy trail to this exact spot.
-所以我们知道东西在这里 -面包车 So we know it's in here.The van.
我们为了物件而来，不是你，所以你有选择的余地 We came for the object, not you, so you have a choice.
你可以把它交给我们，而且不会受到伤害 You can just give it to us and no harm will come to you.
若是你妨碍了我们的事，你绝对会后悔 Or you can get in our way and you will be sorry.
糟糕 Oh, no.
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
这些入侵者在哪里？ Where are these intruders?
他们在楼下，上面还有一个女孩 JERSEY: They're downstairs and there's someone up here. A girl.
万一她报警呢？ What if she called the cops?
不可能 我在房子周围设置了讯号屏障 Not possible. I set up blockers around the house.
你屏蔽所有频率了吗？ Did you block every frequency?
海绵宝宝住在凤梨里吗？ Does SpongeBob live in a pineapple?
看来今晚 我们可能要弄脏双手了 Looks like we might have to get our hands dirty tonight.
嘿，杀小孩不在我的合约内 Hey, killing kids is not a part of my contract.
嘿嘿嘿 谁在说杀小孩子的事？ Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who said anything about killing kids?
我们会找到她，吓吓她就好，对吧？ All right, we're gonna find her and we're gonna scare her, right?
很好 因为我不杀孩子 Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause I don't kill kids.
没错，完全没错 不杀小孩 No, totally, totally, totally.
但是，呃，大人呢？ But, uh, what about adults?
-大人可以杀吧？ -大人可以 Adults are fine, right?Adults are fine.
-我一直都在杀成年人 -是的，没错 I kill adults all the time.Yeah, exactly.
现在少了一位成年人 One less adult.
[FLOOR CREAKS]
不要动 Freeze![GASPS]
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是莉兹·麦格 伊丽莎白 I'm Lizzie McGonagle. Elizabeth.
而我今年14岁 And I'm 14 years old.
而且我看起来真的很成熟 And I look really mature,
但我才刚开始对自己的皮肤感到自信 but I'm just starting to feel comfortable in my own skin.
我太漂亮了所以不能死 好吗？ And I'm too pretty to die, okay?
我太漂亮了 所以不能死 I'm way too pretty to die
我不知道你们为什么要杀我 and I don't know why you guys wanna kill me.
因为我很漂亮，而且我还有更多的日子要过 Because I'm so pretty and I have so much more of life to live right now.
你们的日子 没有我那么多 You guys don't have as much life to live as I do,
我真的不想让你们杀了我 and I really just don't want you guys to kill me.
请不要杀我 Please don't kill me.
嘘 Shh.
请 Please.[DOORBELL RINGS]
那是谁？ Who is that?
-我不知道 -你报警了吗？ I don't know.ARGON: Did you call the cops?
不 我发誓 No! I swear.
-你点了外卖吗？ -不，不，这不是食物 Did you order food?No, no, it's not food.
外面有披萨 那是迪吉奥诺，不是外卖 There's pizza over there It's DiGiorno, not delivery.
迪吉奥诺是谁？ Who is DiGiorno?
门口的是迪吉奥诺吗？ Is that DiGiorno at the door?
-不 不 -迪吉奥诺是谁？ No! No.Who is DiGiorno?
我不知道你们为什么会在这里 I don't know why you guys are here.
把她捉下来 Get her down here.
“我们来取回一个物件 ” "We came to retrieve an object."
我认为他是这个意思 BERGER: I think he means that thing.
是的，显然他是这个意思 Yes, obviously he means that thing.
-好吧，你刚刚看到了什么了？ -我不知道 Okay, where did you go?I don't know.
它向我展示了一些东西 It showed me things.
好像是一个景象 Like a vision.
不管它是什么，看起来很强大 Whatever it is, it's powerful.
好吧，不管是什么，我们把这东西交给他们 Well, whatever it is, let's give it to them
然后离开这里 and get the hell out of here.
什么？不行 这东西不是我们的，是我爸爸的 What? No! It's not ours to give, it belongs to my dad.
谁在乎？如果东西不给他们，他们就会杀了我们 Who cares? If we don't give 'em that thing, they're gonna kill us.
就算我们给了，他们还是可能会杀了我们 Well, they still might kill us even if we do.
我不相信军人 I don't trust militias.
那么 我们真的无计可施了 BERGER: Then there's nothing we can do.
不对 我们还可以做一些事情 Wrong. There is something we can do.
加强我们的防御 Defend ourselves!
我想的也是这样 That's what I'm talking about.
好啦，我骗了你们 Okay, I lied to you guys.
听我说 这只是我的约会 Listen. It's just my date.[KNOCK ON DOOR]
请让我赶走他 他不是这里的人 Please let me get rid of him. He's not part of this.
任何人都不要受伤 No one has to get hurt.
等等 他的父母都是律师 Wait, wait. His parents are both lawyers.
我是说，其中一个是人身伤害律师， I mean, one is just a personal injury lawyer,
而且还是会来找他 but still, they'll come looking for him
他们会报警 and they'll call the police.
你不想和救护车打交道，相信我 You don't wanna deal with an ambulance chaser, trust me.
-莉兹 -守着大门 BOY: Lizzie!Cover the door.
-等等，等等 -你有60秒的时间摆脱他 Wait, wait, wait.You have 60 seconds to get rid of him.
-这里很可怕 -冷静点 BOY: It's scary out here!Be cool.
你好 Hi.
你好 美女 [SPEAKING FRENCH] Bonsoir, ma cherie.
你看起来很迷人，一如既往 You look ravishing, as always.
嗯，谢谢，大麦克 嗯，所以... Uh, thanks, Big Mac. Um, so...
[WHISPERING GIBBERISH]
你在说什么？ What is that?
-去找人帮忙 报警 -捉她进来 Get help! Call the cops.Get her inside.
够了 JERSEY: That's enough.
进来 Get in here.[BIG MAC YELPS]
看来 尤金刚刚拿到驾照 Looks like Eugene just got his license.
嗯，你能别叫我尤金吗？ Um, can you not call me Eugene?
他喜欢被称为大麦克 He likes to be called Big Mac.
-有枪 -你在这里做什么？ Gun.What are you doing here?
嗯，刚刚发生的事情是 Well, what happened was,
我来这里接我的约会对象... um, I came here to pick up my date...
对，那是我的约会对象 Right.That's my date.
然后，就这样.....发生了这些事 And, it just so... It happens that
她一直在和我弟弟鬼混在一起 she has been hangin' out with my brother
还有他的朋友查理 and his friend, [STAMMERING] Charlie.
这就是我会来这里的原因 That's why I'm here.
所以事情是....你来这里鬼混 So what happened was you [MIMICS STAMMERING] came here to hang out
和你的女孩一起玩 而她也和你的... with your girl who's also hangin' out with your...
弟弟鬼混 Brother.
那么到底是谁和谁鬼混... Who then is hanging out with...
查理....查理， Charlie....Charlie,
和他的朋友 and his friends.
你不必取笑我，但这样的没错 You don't gotta make fun of me, but yes.
很好 Perfect.
小孩都是这样的吗 Just kids, huh?
艾伦斯 你什么时候才要告诉我 Irons! When were you gonna tell me
你找到了守护者的秘密总部 you found The Guard's secret headquarters?
我想等到我们真正拥有能量源 I wanted to wait till we actually had the energy source.
你还在等 那么能量源在哪里呢？ You were waiting. So where is it?
失踪了 Missing.
还有人在这下面 可能是警卫 或军人... There's someone down here. Could be security, militia...
军人？ Militia?
我是说，无论是谁，他们都躲起来了 I mean, whoever it is, they're highly evasive.
罗密欧与朱丽叶 是这里的少年军团？ Romeo and Juliet over here are the teenage militia?
嗨，各位 Hi, guys.
防御我们自己？ Defend ourselves?
你期待我们能够怎么做 How do you expect us to do that?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
你们听说过游击战吗？ Have you guys heard of guerilla warfare?
像电动游戏里面的吗? Xbox or PS5?
不，真正的游击战 No, actual guerilla warfare.
把你的弱点当作长处？ Using your weaknesses as strengths?
我们比他们小，但我们机动性很高 We're smaller than them, but we're mobile.
我们拥有主场优势 和巨大的3D列印机 We have home field advantage and a giant 3D printer.
我们也拿得到了一些小工具， I say we get the gadgets,
可以勇敢的和他们拼搏 get scrappy, and fight our way out.
麦克风开着吗？是的 ARGON: Is this thing on? Yeah.
嗨，我正在寻找查理·金凯德 Hi, I'm looking for a Charlie Kincaid.
我这里有个人想和你打招呼 I got someone here who'd like to say hi to you.
查理，这些老家伙有枪 照他们说的做 LIZZIE: Charlie, these old guys have guns! Do whatever they say.
他们捉到了莉兹 They got Lizzie.
伯格，你听着，如果我死了，我会去杀了你 BIG MAC: Berger, hey, hey, man. Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!
小子，闭嘴 ARGON: Dude, shut up.
给我来能量源，查理·金凯德， Give me the Source, Charlie Kincaid,
否则我会杀了你的朋友 你听到了吗？ or I'll kill your friends. You got it?
我哥哥来了 BERGER: My brother's here.
他们要杀了我哥哥 把那东西我 They're gonna kill my brother. Give me that.
伯格，我知道你很害怕 我也是 Berger, I know you're scared. I am, too.
但我们有一个计划 我们可以反击 But we have a plan. We can fight back.Shh.
拜托，查理，你根本不是动作片的英雄类型 Come on, Charlie, you're not exactly the action hero type.
那我是那一类型的 既然你知道的话 What am I then, since you seem to know?
你是一只胆小猫 你知道吗？其实胆小猫也不错 You're a scaredy-cat. And you know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
但现在不是扮演英雄或猫的时候，好吗？ Guys.But this is not the time to play hero cat, okay?
你可以继续当一个扮演胆小猫 Stick to scaredy-cat.MAYA: Shh!
你这个没带备用吸入器 就不敢离开家里的人 This coming from a guy who's scared to leave the house
竟然还敢这样说我 without a backup inhaler?
也不想想你随身都有着哮喘 肥胖 和药物 With all the asthma, the celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?
各位，别这样 你们是朋友 Guys, come on. You guys are friends.
我们现在正为了一块石头 要冒着生命危险 We're risking our lives for that rock
这样你就可以向你爸爸证明 你有多勇敢 so you can prove to your dad how brave you are.
但我猜猜看会怎样？他根本不在意 But guess what? He doesn't care.
他更关心他的工作 He cares more about his job
比关心自己的儿子更多 than he cares about his own son.
[GRUNTS]
各位，不要吵架 MAYA: Guys, stop fighting.
停止 你们这些白痴 Hey, stop it. You idiots.
现在不是宣泄不满的时候 This isn't the time for airing of grievances!
我们要一起努力 Now let's work together.
不可能 我宁愿去找韩索罗 也不愿和你组队 No way. I'd rather go Han Solo than be teamed up with you.
他的父母是律师 [MUFFLED] His parents are lawyers.
夏威夷在哪里？ IRONS: Where is Hawaii?
正在忙 快点专心寻找能量源 Busy. Just focus on finding the Source.
你们听到了，各位 动起来 You heard him, guys. Move out.
你也是 泽西会照看孩子 You, too. Jersey's gonna babysit.
我们这边安全 WISCONSIN: We're clear.
让我们检查下一个房间 VIRGINIA: Let's check the next room.
低电源 AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power.
这个也没用了，全部都用完了 [WHISPERING] This one's dead, too.They're all dead.
弗吉尼亚，你的状态如何？ IRONS: Virginia, what's your status?
你有什么发现吗？ Have you found anything?
该死 Damn.
什么也没发现 而且能量源不在这里 Nothin'. And the power source isn't here.
请找到那东西 Find it, please.
-准备执行第二阶段计划？ -是的 Time for phase two?Yep.
我等不及要炸掉这个地方了 ARGON: I can't wait to blow this place up.
说真的，我讨厌这个地方 Seriously, I hate this place.
-看好小孩 -是的 Watch the kiddies.Yeah.
腰包？ A fanny pack? [SCOFFS]
他还能怎么说？他看起来就像个婴儿 What can he say? He looks like a baby.
Sweet. Quarter.He hasn't even hit his growth spurt...
[SQUEALS]
[GROANING]
我刚刚杀了一个人 I just killed someone.
充电中 AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging.
就是这个 这是守护者的能量来源 This is it. This is The Guard's energy source.
你昨天的报告 确实有介绍这件事 You literally gave a presentation about this yesterday.
老师欠我一个道歉 Ms. Squint owes me an apology.
你认为我能因此获得诺贝尔奖吗？ Do you think I could win a Nobel Prize from this?
-我不这么认为 -嘿 I don't think so.BERGER: Hey!
现在谁才是英雄呢，胆小猫？ Who's the hero-cat now, buttmunchers?
我为刚刚后面所说的那段话道歉 Sorry about what I said back there.
你的疾病 不是让你虚弱的原因 Your ailments aren't what make you weak,
实际上 是你的疾病让你变得坚强 they're actually what makes you strong.
我很抱歉我打了你 And I'm sorry I punched you.[SIGHS]
那真是一个很好的道歉 BERGER: That was a really good apology.
我还没准备好原谅你 I wasn't ready to forgive you.
我正在规划 要?掉更多的心理阴影 I planned on throwing way more shade.
但，我也很抱歉 But, I'm sorry, too.
我想 我昨天在电视上看过这个人 [GRUNTS]
Hey, I think I saw this guy on TV yesterday.
Mm-mm.
等等，等等，不，不 [MUFFLED] Wait, wait, no, no.
[GROANS]
[PANTING]
嘿，你们几岁？ Hey, how old are you guys?
-十八 -十四 Eighteen.Fourteen.
-只有你们在这里吗？ -由我们问问题 ARGON: It's just you guys down here?We'll ask the questions.
我认为 我们来折磨他以便获取信息 I say we torture him to get info.
[LAUGHING]
你打算怎么折磨我？ And how do you plan on torturin' me?
你要搔我痒来折磨我吗？ Are you gonna tickle torture me?
你想要怎么做？ Like what are you gonna do?
哥们，电太久了 Dude, that was too long!
这感觉像是搔痒的折磨吗？ Does that feel like tickle torture?
那东西太神奇了 你想卖吗？ That thing's amazing. Ya wanna sell it?
-你想再看一遍吗？ -不，不 You wanna see it again?No, no!
不不不 你知道，好吧 No, no, no. You know, okay.
-你们想知道什么？ -一切 What do you guys wanna know?Everything.
好吧，那东西？那个发光的东西？ Okay, that thing? That glowing thing?
那东西是非常先进的技术 That thing's highly advanced technology.
这就像超凡脱俗的技术 It's like otherworldly technology.
像外星人一样“超凡脱俗”？ "Otherworldly" as in aliens?
是的 Yeah.
这就是“超凡脱俗”的意思，它不属于这个世界 That's what "otherworldly" means, it's not from this world.
不可能 那东西显然就是为了人类设计的 No way. That thing is clearly designed for humans.
不，那是因为它已适应了所在的环境 No, that's because it adapts to its environment.
这东西是创世者 它创造了这整个地方 It's a world builder. It created this entire place!
你认为是守护者建造了此地吗？没有使用那个物体 I mean, do you think The Guard built this? Not without that.
你为什么需要它？ Why do you want it?
因为我认为 守护者只解锁了 Because I think that The Guard has only unlocked
这东西的一小部份潜力 a fraction of its potential.
所以你想用它来制造武器 And you wanna make weapons out of it.
你知道我想要用它做什么吗？ Ya know what I want it for?
我想用使用它 来解决世界上的问题 I wanna use it so I can solve the world's problems.
那为什么跟我爸爸说明呢，嗯？ So why not tell that to my dad, huh?
你知道我在电视上 寻求他的帮助已多少次了吗？ You know how many times I've been on TV asking for his help?
你知道吗？他跟本不理我 And you know what? I got ghosted.
我很熟悉那种感觉 I'm familiar with the feeling.
你爸爸现在 似乎很自私 And your dad's being, like, so selfish right now.
他只想要独享那个科技 He just wants that technology all to himself!
但我想要和大家分享它 I want to share it.
嗯？ Huh?
看看现在 这里谁才是坏人？ Who's the bad guy here?
-是你 -你们看起来像是聪明的孩子 You are.You guys look like smart kids.
把球给我，我会让你们走 Just give me the orb and I'll let you guys go.
-我不相信他 -办不到 I don't trust him.No way.
我向你保证 I'm giving you my word.
嘿，查理 过来 Hey, Charlie. Come here.
嗨，老兄 Hey, man.
现在是你成为英雄的机会 Now's your chance to be a hero.
你知道？老弟，放我走不是为了我 You know? Dude, don't do it for me.
而是为了她 Do it for her.
我的意思是，你们之间肯定有一种氛围 I mean, there's definitely a vibe there.
-你觉得呢？ -没有什么氛围，查理 Do you think?There's no vibe, Charlie.
身体很热 太热了 It's hot. It's too hot.
开始变得……有点不舒服 It's gotten... It's uncomfortable.
不要听他的 Don't listen to him.
嘿，莉莉，你好吗 JACK: Hey, Lily, how you doin'?
嘿，我只是打电话来看看你的情况如何 LILY: Hey, I was just callin' to see how it's goin'.
你和查理聊过了吗？ Did you talk?
是的，我们聊过了 但没有说太多 Yeah, I had a talk. I didn't have the talk.
老实说，我只是觉得他还没准备好 To be honest, I just don't think he's ready.
杰克，我对这个超级英雄的噱头很反感 Jack, I'm so sick of this superhero shtick.
听着，如果你想和他拉近距离 Listen, if you wanna be close to him,
那你必须让他进入你的生活，好吗？ then you have to let him in, okay?
是的，我得让他进入我的生活 Yeah, you gotta let him in.
把查理接上来 Just put Charlie on.
好的 但要把他接到哪里？ Okay. Put him on where?
你是什么意思？接通他的电话啦 What do you mean? Put him on the phone.
他没有接听我的电话 He hasn't picked up any of my calls.
对喔，因为他没有和你在一起 Right, 'cause he's not with you.
哦，该死 Oh, shoot.
什么？ What?
自从你把他送到我家之后 Because you haven't seen him
你都还没见过他 since you dropped him off at my house.
该死的 Dang it!
好的，等等，查理在哪里？ Okay, wait, where is Charlie?
他就在你离开他的地方 He's right where you left him.
好吧，但是... Okay, but...
我们捉到了你们老板 CHARLIE: We have your boss.
我们是一群超级强悍的雇佣兵，手段比你们强悍 We're a super tough gang of mercenaries, way tougher than you.
我们到楼下进行交换，失败者们 Meet us downstairs for an exchange, losers.
起来 Get up.
-嘿，停下 -天啊，你很壮 LIZZIE: Hey, stop!JERSEY: God, you're strong.
慢点 LIZZIE: Take it easy.
我们给你能量源，然后你放我们走，对吧？ We give you the Source, and you let us go, right?
-放走我们所有人 -绝对……是的 All of us.Abso... Yes.
你确定？ You sure?
[SIGHS]
好吧，现在释放我们的朋友 All right, now release our friends.
快点，让他们走吧 BERGER: Come on, just let 'em go.
你在这里做什么？我来接我的约会对象 What are you doin' here?I'm picking up my date.
真的吗，莉兹？是这个老头子？我的哥哥？ Really, Lizzie? This is the older guy? My brother?
-你怎么能这样？ -难道我没有自主决定权吗 How could you?Oh, I have no autonomy in my own decisions?
你知道吗？你们都背叛了我 You know what? You both betrayed me.
背叛？我不知道你喜欢她 Betrayed? I didn't know you liked her.
查理，给我来能量源 Charlie, give me the Source.
哦，别这样 Oh, come on.
我会保证它的安全，我保证 I'm gonna keep it safe, I promise.
嘿 当个英雄 Hey. Be a hero.
来吧 Come on.
谢谢小哥 Thanks, buddy.
很美丽 It's beautiful.
把他们绑起来 Lock 'em up.
-举起你们的手 -什么？ Put your hands up!What?
你骗我们？ You lied to us?
是的 是的 做生意就是这样 小哥 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Business, man.
嘿 Hey.
在我们把它送到实验室之前 要保守秘密 Let's keep it under wraps till we get it to the lab.
你不是说 之后要向公众展示吗... You mean after we show the public.
安索，我们不能再隐瞒了 Ansel, we're not hiding this anymore.
嗯，当然 我们将与全世界分享它 Well, no, no, of course. We're gonna share it with the world.
当然是这样 但我们不希望它落入坏人之手 Of course we are. But we don't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
如果没有适当的分析，我们不能就此移交出去 We can't just turn this over without proper analysis.
你能想像吗？我们要把它移交给谁？ Can you imagine that? Who would we want to turn it over to?
对不对？等等 Right? Wait.
等等，什么？这是假的 Wait, what? It's fake.
是假的 It's a fake!
查理 Charlie!
紧急关闭 AUTOMATED VOICE: Emergency shutoff.
-做生意就是如此 -给我过来 CHARLIE: Just business!ARGON: Get back here!
-立刻 -什么鬼？ Now!WISCONSIN: What the hell?
-走走走 -谁在盯着孩子？ CHARLIE: Go, go, go!WISCONSIN: Who's got eyes on the kid?
这里只有一个出口 There's only one exit.
我们去搭电梯，走吧 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator, come on.
不要告诉他们我们要去哪里 BERGER: Don't tell 'em where we're going.
小心 MAYA: Watch out!
手榴弹 Grenade!
[GASPS]
不 No!
接到了 [EXHALES] Gotcha.
查理，我们自由了 我们走吧 Charlie, we're free! Let's go!
没有能量源就不能离开 Not without the Source.
泽西，把它扔给我 ARGON: Jersey, toss it to me.
嘿，阿尔刚 CHARLIE: Hey, Argon!
游戏时间结束了，孩子们 Playtime's over, kids!
我们不是孩子 我们是青少年 We're not kids!We're young adults.
游戏时间才刚刚开始 And playtime has just begun.
听到了没 Hear!
去拿下他们 Go get 'em.
-接住 -扔过来 JERSEY: Catch.ARGON: Toss it.
[BOTH YELLING]
快拿到手 快拿到手 ARGON: Get it, get it!
射他们 Shoot 'em!
别杀人 Nonlethal!
好吧，但他们正在向我们射击 Well, they were shooting at us!
没人可以伤到我 Nobody touches the 'fro.
去 Go!
莉兹 能量源 Lizzie! The Source!
过来 VIRGINIA: Come here!
一路顺风 [GROANS]
Bon voyage!
查理 Charlie!
赶快 Hurry up!
查理，快跑 Charlie, run!
出来吧 Come on out.
我说，出来 I said, come out!
搞定 Nailed it.
把那颗球给我，小男孩 Gimme that ball, little boy.
发生故障 AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction.
让开，笨蛋 Get outta the way, whopper.
踩过我的尸体啊 Over my dead body.
不 No!
我说把那颗球给我 I said gimme that ball.
你在干什么'？ What are you doin'?
正在让开 Getting out of the way.
让开做什么？ For what?
[MAYA GRUNTS]
-别挡住她 -好的 我们去搭电梯 Her.Okay. Let's get to the elevator.
你朝一个孩子开枪 You shot at a kid!
青少年 Young adult.
[GROANS]
一杆进洞 Hole in one.
伯格 伯格 快走 Berger! Berger! Let's go!
让我们……现在 马上 让我们... Let's... Now. Right now. Let's get...
嘿 尤金? Hey! Eugene?
你叫我什么？ What did you call me?
不 No.
哟呼 尤金 [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
尤金 Eugene.
[GASPS]
我告诉过你 不要叫我尤金 I told you don't call me Eugene.
攻击 Attack!
是的 去死 去死 Yeah. Take that. Take that.
不要惹伯格兄弟 Do not mess with the Berger brothers.
你准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
大麦克来袭 Big Mac Attack on the scene!
我刚刚揍了他 我的手有点... I just did that. My hand kinda...
-我现在是超级英雄了，对吧？ -你很棒 I'm a superhero now, right?You're great.
我们去电梯那里 CHARLIE: Let's get to the elevator.
[CHARLIE YELLS]
不，不 让我走 不 BERGER: No, no! Let go of me! No!
-过来 -放开我 Come here!Let go of me.
查理……我们走吧 Charlie...Let's go.
查理，我们会控诉你们 Charlie.We'll press charges!
你们回击得很好，孩子 IRONS: You fought well, kid.
现在把东西交出来 Now hand it over.
我不会让你 从我爸爸那里偷东西的 I'm not gonna let you steal from my dad.
无论他告诉你什么 都是谎言 Whatever he's told you is a lie.
查理，我不知道你有没有注意到， Charlie, I don't know if you've noticed,
那东西和你爸爸有关 that's kinda your dad's thing.
说谎 Lying.
不是吗 Isn't it?
他从来未告诉过你 关于那天晚上 He ever tell you anything about what happened that night
当我们找到能量源时所发生的事情 when we found the Source?
唔？ Hmm?
他有提到 我和他在一起吗？ He mention that I was right there with him?
就是我，我就是那个脸被炸掉的人 That's me, I'm the guy who got his face blown off
这样你爸爸就可以到处跑 假装他是个该死的英雄 so your dad can run around pretendin' he's some damn hero.
你要去哪儿？ Where are you goin'?
-别再跑了 -不 Stop running.No!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
你是个骗子 你说的事并非事实 东西是他找到的 You're a liar! That didn't happen! He found it.
那天晚上，人类得到了来自星星的礼物 Humanity was given a gift from the stars that night
你父亲很自私的偷走它 and your father stole it for himself.
不 No.
你可能没有真的了解你爸爸 You don't really know your dad, do you?
你认为你爸爸是英雄吗？ And you think your dad's a hero?
如果你也看到我所看到的事 就不这么认为了 Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
-不 -生成视觉 No! No.AUTOMATED VOICE: Generating vision.
太棒了 ARGON: Bravo!
太棒了 Bravo!
我从来没有怀疑过你的能力 I never doubted you for a second.
[LAUGHS]
现在把它带过来 All right, now bring it down here.
还有那个孩子 And the kid.
我们走吧 Let's go.
能量降低 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power low.
该死的 Dang it!
我从未有一秒钟怀疑过你 一秒钟都没有 I never doubted you for a second, not one second.
这就是你昨天想要解雇我的原因，对吧？ That's why you tried to fire me yesterday, right?
我们要如何处置这些小鬼？ What do we do with the rugrats?
除掉他们 Get rid of 'em.
什么？ What?
谋杀不是计划中的一部分，安索 Murder wasn't part of the plan, Ansel.
把它给我 Give it to me.
别动 艾恩斯 Don't move, Irons.
太好了 对吧？ Nice, huh?
哇，我的手表 Whoa, my watch!
去 Go!
-炸掉它 炸掉它 -大麦克 LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!
炸了它 Gross!BERGER: Blast it!
炸掉它 大麦克 LIZZIE: Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!
炸了 Blast it!
出入口 连接断开 AUTOMATED VOICE: Portal connection broken.
举起你们的手 Put your hands up!
对，全部举手 Yeah, put your hands up!
另一端的出入口在哪里？ Where's the other portal?
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
你到底是谁？ Who the heck are you?
不要开枪 不要开枪 Whoa, whoa, don't shoot! Don't shoot.
我只是个技术员 我收到了安全漏洞的警报 I'm just the IT guy. I was alerted to a security breach?
不知道警报位置是不是在这里 I didn't know it was Zero Dark Thirtyin here.
嘿，你在做什么？待在那里 Hey, what are you doing? Stay right there!
让我下来，因为有一个奇怪的回音 Let me come down 'cause there's a weird echo.
这样我们就不必互相大喊大叫 So we're not shouting at each other.
-什么？ -这里都是回音，这是一个很大的空间 What?It's all these echoes, it's a big space.
好的，是的，有回音 Okay, yeah, there is an echo.
我一直告诉那家伙，他得搞懂声音学 I've been tellin' the guy, he's gotta work on the acoustics.
是他吗？是守护者吗？ Is that him? Is that The Guard?
而且手机讯号很差 And the cell phone service is terrible.
好吧，我不应该说可怕 这里不是我想来的地方 Well, I shouldn't say terrible. It's not where I want it to be.
-我会努力解决的 -是守护者吗？ I'm gonna work on that.Is that The Guard?
截至目前为止，您还没有收到通知 As of right now, you're not getting the push notifications
和一些警报， and some of the alerts,
尽管有时 人们想要摆脱这些问题 although sometimes people like getting rid of 'em.
你能快点吗？ Can you hurry up?
让我们把温度调低 Let's turn down the temperature.
你们的枪把我吓坏了 JACK: You guys are freakin' me out with these guns.
好了，你是守护者吗？ Okay, are you The Guard?
不，我绝对不是守护者 No. I'm definitely not The Guard.
我只是为他工作 I just work for him.
我比较像是一个配角 而不是主角 I'm more of a Luigi than a Mario.
你需要韧体或网络安全，这些都是我的专长 But you need firmware or cyber security and I'm your Huckleberry.
好的，那么你该如何处理 DDoS恶意软件？ Okay, then how would you deal with DDoS malware?
我可能会想用一点反DDoS恶意软件来攻击它 Ya probably wanna hit it with a little anti-DDoS malware.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
检查他的腰包 Check his purse.
腰包里有什么？ What's in the fanny pack?
有人能去检查腰包吗？ Can anybody say front butt?
没什么，就是一些会放在腰包的东西 Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.
我是说，就是一些，你知道的，润唇膏， I mean, I got some, you know, lip balm,
太阳镜、洗手液…… sunglasses, hand sanitizer...
打开它 Open it.
动作慢一点 Slowly.
它只是一个腰包 看到了吗？ Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I mean, see?
哦，还有一些口香糖(与"枪"的发音相近) Oh, and some gum.
他有枪 He's got a gun![YELPS]
-你还好吗？你还好吗？ -是的 是的 You okay? You okay?Yeah. Yes.
-退后，退后 -爸爸，我们... Stay back, stay back!Dad, we...
听着，查理，我有话要告诉你 Listen, Charlie, I got somethin' to tell you.
-我知道 爸爸 爸爸 -这可能会让人震惊...... Yeah, Dad, Dad...This may come as a shock...
查理，让我说 Charlie, please!
我是守护者 I am The Guard.
哦，天哪，真的吗？ Oh, my God, really?
好的，我们稍后再谈 Okay, we'll talk more about it later.
那是什么？ VIRGINIA: What is that?
去拿另一个腰包 Get the other fanny pack!
能量吃紧 AUTOMATED VOICE: Power level critical.
该死的 战斗装快没电了 Dang it! The suit's outta power.
你可以拿任何东西，但你却拿了一个腰包？ You coulda chosen anything and you chose a fanny pack?
这很实用 It's practical.
嘿，各位，他们都不见了 Hey, guys, we're clear.
一二 One, two!
去 Go!
好的，计划是这样 Okay, here's the plan.
我会送你们去电梯口 We're gonna get you guys to the elevator,
然后我要抓住能量源 then I'm gonna grab the Source,
-给战斗装充电 -爸爸... recharge the suit.Dad...
-什么？ -关于能量源有点小事…… What?A little thing about the Source...
别再说，等等，查理，拜托 看着我 No, wait, Charlie, please! Look at me.
查理，请告诉我 他们没有拿到能量源 Charlie, please tell me they don't have the Source.
他们没有拿到，我们很确了这一点 He doesn't. Yeah, we made sure of that.
-太好了 -是的 Great.Yeah.
查理采用了经典的转移注意力的策略 Charlie employed a classic diversionary tactic.
他列印了一个假能量源，骗过了所有的佣兵 He printed a decoy Source and fooled all the mercenaries.
-真的吗？ -这很酷 Really?It was pretty cool.
这听起来很酷 That does sound cool.
金凯德先生，抱歉插一下话， Mr. Kincaid, sorry to interrupt,
实际上 我认为腰包现在正流行...... and I actually think fanny packs are having a moment right now...
-谢谢 -但为什么只有手套？ Thank you.Why just the glove?
-为什么不是整套战斗装 -因为我没电了 Why not the whole suit?'Cause I ran outta power.
没有能量源，就无法使用整套战斗装 Ya can't get the whole suit without the power,
所以我刚刚就只有拿到手套 that's why I just got the glove.
好的，那么谁有能量源？ Okay, so who's got the Source?
我把它扔进了一个传送门 I threw it in a portal.
而且我们把传送门破坏了，能量源就消失了 And I kinda zapped it and it's gone.
传送门？“破坏了”是什么意思 Portal? What do you mean, "zapped it"?
不 [GROANS]
CHARLIE: No!
金凯德先生 金凯德先生 MAYA: Mr. Kincaid!BERGER: Mr. Kincaid!
爸爸 不 Dad!LIZZIE: No.
[KUNGFU SOUNDS]
把战斗装藏在腰包里，嗯？ ARGON: Hidin' the suit in a fanny pack, huh?[JACK GROANS]
天哪 爸爸 CHARLIE: God. Dad!
聪明 Clever.
你认为只对你能使用吗？ You think that it only works for you?
你并不特别 也不是天选之人 You're not special. You're not the chosen one.
事实是 The truth is,
你只是这份愚蠢好运的接受者而已 you're the recipient of dumb luck.
是的，你有战斗装，但你看起来一点也不神气 Yeah, you got the suit, but you don't have the swagger.
你觉得我看起来一点都不神气吗？ You don't think I got swagger?
[FARTS]
能量源在哪里？ Where's the Source?
我永远不会告诉你 I'll never tell you.
它在我学校的储物柜里 [LIZZIE SCREAMING]
-伯格 -抓住孩子 我们离开这里 It's at school in my locker!
Berger!Grab the kid. Let's get outta here.
我正在更改使用密码 I'm changin' the access codes.
来吧 Come on!
-不，放开 -伯格 LIZZIE: No, leave him alone!MAYA: Berger!
爸爸？ Dad?
[GROANING]
爸爸 Dad!
神气十足，该死的 [EXHALES] Swagger, damn.
他哪里会了解什么是神气十足 What does he know about swagger?
你知道吗，设置纳米炸弹 Ya know what, set the nano bombs.
并给足时间 来清理爆炸区域 And give us enough time to clear the blast area.
嗯 Uh-huh.
你刚刚抓了我一下吗？ Did you just graze me?
-是的- 别碰我，兄弟 Yeah.Don't graze me, bro.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
我可以接电话吗？嗯 Can I get the phone?Uh-huh.
在电梯里设置一个炸弹 Set one up in the elevator.
我会设置计时器 I'll set up the timer.
对不起了，老兄 Sorry, buddy.
阿尔刚，不 Argon, no!
-阿尔刚，你对我就像父亲一样 -没有目击者 JERSEY: Argon, you're like a father to me!No witnesses.
查理 [EXPLOSION]Charlie!
-怎么了？发生了什么事 -感谢上帝，你没事 What's goin' on? What's happening?Thank God you're okay.
-查理，发生了什么事？ -爸爸，爸爸... Charlie, what's happening?Dad, Dad...
事情是这样的 事情是这样的 Here's the deal, here's the deal.
这整个该死的地方都装满了炸弹，好吗？ This whole frickin' place is rigged with bombs, all right?
我们有五分钟的时间离开这里， We got five minutes to get outta here,
拯救伯格，并获得能量源 save Berger, and get the Source.
我不敢相信你把能量源带到学校 I can't believe you took the Source to school.
爸爸，现在没时间教育孩子了 No time for parenting, Dad!
我们怎么离开这里？ How do we get outta here?
健身房上方有一个逃生舱口 There's an escape hatch above the gym.
-这行不通 系统都被锁定了 -什么？ Not an option. System's locked down.JACK: What?
阿尔刚 更改了所有的使用密码 IRONS: Argon changed all these access codes.
所以一切都重新加密了 Everything is encrypted now.
爸爸，爸爸，你留在这里 Dad, Dad, Dad, you stay here.No.
爸爸，你留在这里 Dad, you stay here.
蓝眼睛，把他照顾好 Blue Eyes, fix him up.
-我的名字是肖恩·艾恩斯船长 -嘘 安静 The name's Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it.
莉兹，你破解密码，这样我们就能进入系统 Lizzie, you crack the code so we can get access to the system.
玛雅和我 会去帮大家列印喷气背包，好吗？ Maya and I will print enough jetpacks for all of us, all right?
-你说我们吗？ -我相信你 你信任我吗？ We will?I trust you. Do you trust me?
我现在就去做 I do now.
咱们走 Here you go.
[BEEPING]
等等，等等 蓝眼睛队长刚刚说了什么 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did Captain Blue Eyes
back there just say?AUTOMATED VOICE: All systems locked.
他说阿尔刚锁定了整个系统 He said Argon locked the whole system.
逃生舱，列印机，所有一切 The escape hatch, the printer, everything.
如果我们不破解这个密码，我们都会死 If we don't crack this code we're all gonna die.
-密码错误 -说到阿尔刚…… AUTOMATED VOICE: Access denied.Speakin' of Argon...
我得先声明，我没有口吃问题 You know, for the record, I don't have a stuttering problem.
我只是紧张，看看...看看...发生什么事...... Ya know, I was just nervous and see, see, what happened...
你要做什么？ What are you?
嘿 嘿 你在干什么'？ Hey. Hey. What are you doin'?
需要烧灼这个伤口 Need to cauterize this wound.
有一瞬间，我以为你会杀了我 For a second there, I thought you were gonna kill me.
是的，我还是有可能 Yeah, I still might.
这是一个四位数的密码，只有10,000种组合 [GROANS]
It's a four-digit password, only 10,000 combinations.
只有10,000？ Only 10,000?
听着，莉兹，我知道你很擅长密室逃脱 Look, Lizzie, I understand you're really good at the escape room stuff
但我没有看到任何线索 but I don't see any clues.
不需要线索，大麦克 我要暴力破解这个密码 We don't need a clue, Big Mac. We're gonna brute-force this password.
你要暴力破解 10,000 种不同的组合 You're gonna brute-force 10,000 different combinations.
-是的，我有一个计划 -我们会死的 Yes, I have a plan.We're gonna die.
我需要跟你借这个 I need to borrow this.
快点 我们没有那么多时间 CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't have that much time.
错误列印 AUTOMATED VOICE: Error printing.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
你现在为什么会帮我？ So why are you helpin' me now?
明白的说 我知道现在的赌注是什么 Let's just say I know what the stakes are now.
你也看到画面了，不是吗？不是每个人都能看到的 You had a vision, didn't you? Not everyone gets one.
你看到了什么？ What'd you see?
它比我了解的更强大 It's more powerful than I realized.
我懂了 I got this.
密码被拒绝 Code denied.
现在您明白 为什么要保护能量源了 Now you understand why it needed to be protected.
我不明白 为什么你认为你是唯一 I don't see why you assume you're the only one
一个自认值得去保护它的人 worthy of protecting it, though.
想知道我过去这十年是怎样过吗？ Wanna know what my last ten years have been?
婚姻：结束 孩子：恨我 Marriage: Over. Kid: Hates me.
-但我别无选择 -你是有选择 But I didn't have a choice.You did.
你选择自己去保留它 You chose to keep it for yourself.
查理，让开 MAYA: Charlie, move!
莉兹 Lizzie!
等待 那不是计划中的一部分 Wait! That was not part of the plan!
莉兹 莉兹，放我们离开这里 Lizzie!Lizzie, get us out of here!
说到计划，你认为我们可能要重新评估我们的... Speakin' of plans, do you think we like maybe need to reevaluate our...
不 我们都会去跳舞，我们都会玩得很开心 No! We're all gonna go to the dance and we're all gonna have a great time!
莉兹，快点 MAYA: Lizzie, come on![SCREAMS]
哦，不，不 Oh, no.No.
我们快被压扁了 We're getting crushed!
哦，我的上帝，他们被压扁了 Oh, my God, they're getting crushed!
救命 莉兹 Help! Lizzie!
玛雅，我得告诉你一些事情 Maya, I gotta tell you somethin'.
平台 已达到最大容量 AUTOMATED VOICE: Platform has reached maximum capacity.
等等，这是什么意思？ Wait. Wait, what does that mean?
开始汽化程序 Commencing vaporization procedure.
只剩下100多个组合了，莉兹 Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.
拒绝 拒绝 拒绝 AUTOMATED VOICE: Denied. Denied. Denied.
我真的很喜欢你 是很“喜欢”的那种 I really like you. Like "like-like" you.
倒数15 秒 AUTOMATED VOICE: Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
-喜欢...很喜欢 -15、14、13、 Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13,
12、11、 12, 11,
-10 9 8……-你快办到了 ten, nine, eight...You got this.
-7、6、5…… -而我…… ...seven, six, five...And I'm...
……4、3、2、1 ...four, three, two, one.
-密码正确 -很抱歉 Code accepted.So sorry.
我办到了 I got it!
太好了 太好了 太好了 Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes!
对不起 Sorry.
什么？ MAYA: What?
对不起 I'm sorry.
男孩总是在最奇怪的时刻 才会变得脆弱 Boys pick the weirdest times to be vulnerable.
我们去列印那些喷气背包 Let's go print those jetpacks.
六个喷气背包列印 完成了三个 AUTOMATED VOICE: Jet pack printing three of six complete.
[BEEPING]
大麦克，听我说 我们现在得走了 过来 Big Mac, listen to me. We gotta go now. Come here.
等等，等等，等等，等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on.
[BIG MAC YELLING]
我们得两人一起飞了 We gotta double up.
-等等，我爸爸呢 -走，走，走 我很好 Wait, what about my dad?Go, go, go! I'm fine.
毁灭即将开始 AUTOMATED VOICE: Destruction imminent.
好吧，我想你现在必须学会分享 Well, I guess you gotta learn to share now.
快过来 Bring it in.
走了 Get in here.
[JACK YELLING]
哇，哇 当心树 不 JACK: Whoa, whoa. Watch out for the tree! No.
[IMPACT GRUNTS]
哦，天哪 我的天啊 LIZZIE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
那太疯狂了 我们刚刚在飞 That was crazy!We just flew.
谢谢你 干得好，愤怒的家伙 Thank you.Nice job, Angry Guy.
但我们得去学校 But we've gotta get to school.
你应该把孩子留在我身边，他们会拖累你 You should leave the kids with me, they'll slow you down.
-不 -不 No!No!
-伯格是我最好的朋友 -他是我的小弟弟 Berger's my best friend.He's my little brother.
我们和你一起去，金凯德先生 We're going with you, Mr. Kincaid.
[HELICOPTER HOVERING]
我不是唯一一个在寻找你的人 I'm not the only one lookin' for ya.
你们去吧 我来拖慢他们的速度 You guys go. I'll slow 'em down.
这个世界需要守护者，杰克 Yeah, the world needs The Guard, Jack.
你是最不糟糕的选择 And you're the least bad option.
谢谢，你不会... Thanks.You're not gonna...
我知道你不会，我其实不必叮咛你， I know you're not, I don't have to say this,
但你应该不会告诉他们 守护者是谁或什么的... but you're not gonna tell 'em who The Guard is or anything...
-我会看着办 -明白了，老兄 We'll see.Gotcha, man, okay.
好了，你们要赶快走了 All right, you guys get the heck outta here.
阻止那个疯子，好吗？ Stop that maniac, all right?
-我们走吧 -我们去找伯格 CHARLIE: Let's go!MAYA: Let's go get Berger!
关于你的洞穴 很对不起，爸爸 Sorry about your man cave, Dad.
是的 全部再见了 10年努力都白费了 Yeah. Adios.Ten years down the drain.
好吧，军人出现不是我的错... Well, it's not my fault a militia showed up to...
有两派不同想法的人……都想偷你的魔法球 There's two schools of thought on that....steal your magic ball.
那到底是谁的错？ Well, whose is it?
嘿，如果你能告诉我你是谁 Hey, if you would've just told me the truth about who you are,
我永远也不会想去挖掘探究 I would have never figured it out!
所以实际上，这是你的错 So actually, it's your fault.
-真的吗？ -是的 JACK: Really?CHARLIE: Yeah.
好吧，我们以后会有足够时间 来讨论是谁的错 Well, we'll have plenty o' time to discuss whose fault it is.
-快走 -好的，好的，放轻松 ARGON: Let's go!BERGER: Okay, okay, take it easy, man!
小哥，你实在太慢了 Dude, you are so slow.
妈妈说的对 你总是筑起心墙 转移话题 Mom's right. You're always deflecting, putting up walls.
-什么？她这么说？ -是的 What? She says that?Yeah.
我不同意 I disagree.
我不筑心墙 也不转移话题 I don't put up walls and I don't deflect.
你看？又在转移话题了 See? Deflection.
-你在说什么？ -这就是转移 What are you talking about?It's deflecting.
-那不是转移，那是不同意 -那是…… That's not deflecting, that's disagreeing.That's...
不，那是转移 No, that's deflecting.
-不，那不是 -你为什么不能对我诚实 No, that's not.Why can't you just be honest with me?
如果你想知道什么，就直接问我 If you wanna know anything, go ahead, ask me.
我会告诉你真相的 I'll tell you the truth.
-为什么这玩意没有杯架 -你去过太空吗 Why does this thing not have cup holders?Have you ever been to space?
-超级英雄在哪里撒尿 比如穿战斗装的时候 Where do superheroes pee? Like, in the suit?
只给查理问问题，好吗？ That's for Charlie, okay?
胡乱问问题 到此为止 Enough from the peanut gallery.
好吧，呃... Okay, uh...
为什么你和妈妈分手了？ Why'd you and Mom split up?
这是你的第一个问题？ That's your first question?
[SIGHS]
不是关于喷气背包什么的吗？ Not something about the jetpacks or something?
-不要 -没机会捉到 No. Uh-uh.No chance?
听着，查理，那是……这是…… Look, Charlie, that's a... It's...
这是个大问题，而且... That's a big question and it's...
我觉得这很难理解 I think it's hard to understand.
在拯救世界和我的家人之间 I didn't wanna have to choose
我不想做选择 between saving the world and my family.
但我别无选择 But I didn't have a choice.
-老兄，加快你的脚步 大声哭泣 -别那么焦躁 ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace, for crying out loud!Settle down.
-这是你的储物柜吗？ -这是我的储物柜 ANSEL: Is this your locker?BERGER: This is my locker.
我该怎么对我儿子说， Plus, how am I supposed to say to my son,
“哦，顺便说一声，一些外星能量源 "Oh, by the way, some alien power source
“选择我做星球的守护者” 这样可以的 "chose me to be the guardian of the planet"? Right?
-你的父母会这样告诉你吗 -不会 I mean, would your parents tell you that?No.
不会，因为这听起会让你觉得很疯狂，对吧？ JACK: No, because it makes you sound crazy, right?
是的 Yes.
我懂了 你得到这个超级强大的东西 I get it. You have this super-powerful thing,
而你不知道可以相信谁 and you didn't know who you could trust.
我只是觉得 你可以相信我 I just thought you could trust me.
所以 谁对月光舞会感到兴奋呢？ So who's excited for the Moon Dance?
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-东西在哪里？ -我不知道 Where is it?I don't know.
伯格先生 TEACHER: Mr. Berger.Oh, hey.
你是哪一位？ Hmm. And who might you be?
我是，呃……我是伯格的叔叔 I'm, uh... I'm Berger's uncle.
嗯 Huh.
是的 漂亮的装扮 ARGON: Yeah.Nice costume.
是的，谢谢 我爱守护者，这是，呃... Yeah, thank you. I love The Guard and this is, uh...
这是他的角色扮演 This is his costume.
哦，对，这是特殊化妆 Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.
会有点过敏 It's kinda sensitive.
嘿，伯格的柜子里 有东西不见了 Hey, something is missing from Berger's locker.
你会碰巧知道它在哪里吗？ Would you happen to know where it is?
-我猜想应该是艺术品作业？ -是的 I'm assuming it's the art project?Yes.
-是的 这是我的.... 他的艺术品作业 Yes! Yeah, it's mine.Yes! His art project
杰瑞，那个警卫， BERGER: Uh-huh.Well, Jerry, the janitor,
发现有东西在你的储物柜里发光 found it glowing in your locker.
你很幸运 我没有打电话给拆弹小组 You're lucky I didn't call the bomb squad.
哦，我很高兴你没打电话 Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
你会刚好知道它放在哪里吗？ And, uh, would you know where it is, by any chance?
-我去拿 -酷 I'll go get it.Cool.
-待在这里 -我会待在这里 Stay right here.I'm gonna stay right here.
-就在这儿 -好 Right here. Okay.Okay.
你们这些孩子待在车里 [BRAKES SCREECH]
我该去哪里？ JACK: You kids stay in the car.
等等，你从来没来过你小孩的学校吗？ Where do I go?
Wait, you've never been to your kid's school?
没有，我已经... No, I've...
有一阵子了 It's been a while.
好吧，我们打破撞破天窗如何？ All right, how 'bout we crash through the skylights?
就像你在加拉加斯 拯救那些外交官的时候一样 Yeah, just like the time you saved those diplomats in Caracas...
我知道，但当时我有一套充满电的战斗装， I know, but I had a fully charged suit then,
你怎么知道这些事的？ and how do you know about that?
我是守护者的头号粉丝，老兄 I'm The Guard's number-one fan, dude!
我甚至在网路上为你辩护 I even defended you on Reddit.
-那个人是你吗？ -就是我 That was you?That was me.
嗯，谢谢 非常不错 Well, thank you. That was pretty good.
好的，所以我该去哪里？ Okay, so where do I go?
金凯德先生，拿着这个 Mr. Kincaid, take these.
查理，你等等打电话给他 And, Charlie, you're gonna call him on the phone
告诉他该往哪里去，好吗？ and tell him where to go, okay?
-好吧 -好，留在车里 All right.Okay, stay in the car.
好 右转经过法语教室 CHARLIE: That's good.Goin' right past the French class.
不对，向左走，向左走，不是向右走 No, take a left, take a left, not right.
你看到一个奖杯箱吗？ You see a trophy case?
我看到了奖杯箱 I see the trophy case.
一直走过去，好吗？你快到了 Just keep walking by it, all right? You're almost there.
越过奖杯箱，再往右边看 Past the trophy case and you're gonna look on your right
我想它应该会发光 and it should be glowing, I think.
这是你和其他蓝鸟队的人 Here's you with the rest of the Bluejays.
是老鹰队，爸爸 Eagles, Dad.
老鹰队是蓝色的吗？ Are Eagles blue?
我想是吧 继续前进，好吗？下一个问题 I guess. Just keep going, all right? Next question.
你还在听我说吗？ Are you even listening to me?
-“最佳成就 ” -爸爸，喂？ "Best Effort." Dad, hello?
那太棒了 That's great.
如果她没有找到... If she doesn't find it...
我会杀了你 I'm gonna kill you.
我现在很严肃的捏造我的假人生 Fudge my life.I am so serious right now.
等一下 TEACHER: Just a second.
[GRUNTS]
会是这东西吗？ Assuming this is it?
是的，这是他的雕塑作品中 我最喜欢的一件 Yeah, that's my favorite sculpture of his.
嗯 Uh-huh.
很好 Well...
我其实不喜欢现代艺术 I really don't like modern art.
因为实在真假难分 It's hard to tell the authentics from the fakes!
快跑，伯格，快跑 Run, Berger, run!
不 No.
-我不喜欢你 -我不喜欢你 I don't like you!I don't like you!
我不喜欢你 I don't like you!
[WHISTLE BLOWS][BERGER SCREAMING]
-我看到他们了 -发生什么事？ I see 'em!What's happening?
我刚刚听到伯格在尖叫 我想他们要去体育馆了 I just heard Berger scream. I think they're goin' to the gym.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
不好意思 对不起 Excuse me! Oh, sorry.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
很热的马铃薯 很热的马铃薯 Hot potato. Hot potato.
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
从我面前滚开 Hey.Get outta my face!
[GRUNTS]
很变态的装扮，兄弟 Sick costume, bro.
你让我想起了一个"屁" You remind me of a fart.
要怎么启动这个东西？ How do you turn this thing on?
[EXCLAIMING]
[SCREAMS]
把它交给我 Give it to me!
[GROANS]
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
阿尔刚 JACK: Argon!
啊! Ugh!
只是想让你知道 我们都还活着 Just wanted to let you know we're alive!
我不在乎 ARGON: Not like I care!
你想跳舞吗？ You wanna dance?
你老子想跳舞 Daddy wants to dance!
让我们来跳舞吧 Let's dance.
[GROANS][ALL EXCLAIMING]
来啊 ARGON: Come on!
嘿 朋友 Hey, buddy!
[GRUNTS]
Whoo!
-爸爸？爸爸，你在吗？爸爸？ Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?
爸爸？爸爸？ Dad? Dad?
把嘴洗干净 Wash your mouth out!
伯格 把能量源扔给我 Berger! Throw me the Source!
-伯格 -横扫 Berger!Sweep!
丢过来 丢过来 Throw it! Throw it!
我们得帮助他 我们要走了 We gotta help him. We gotta go!
-不，他说留在车里 -是的 No, he said stay in the car.Yeah.
他肯定有说要留在车里 He definitely said stay in the car.
那我们就留在车里 Then we'll stay in the car.
启动 Shotgun!
你在做什么？你为什么坐在驾驶座上？ What are you doing? Why are you in the driver's seat?
好吧，查理，你不能开车 Okay.You can't drive, Charlie.
[GROANS]
那套衣服确实有很大的作用 Man. That suit sure does work.
等等 你为什么不把它脱下来？ Wait, wait. Why don't you take it off?
让我们来一场男人们的战斗吧 Let's fight mano-a-mano.
什么，你傻了吗？ What, are ya stupid?
我宁愿像超级英雄一样战斗 I'd rather fight like a superhero.
不是只有穿着战斗装 就能变成英雄的 Bein' a hero's about more than wearin' a suit.
不，所有一切都和战斗装有关 Nah, it's all about the suit.
玛雅，想想办法 Maya, do something!
-想想办法是什么意思？ -玛雅 What do you mean, do something?Maya!
-按下所有按钮 -把所有按钮都试试，玛雅 LIZZIE: Press all the buttons! Try all of them, Maya!
就是现在 Now.
你会撞墙的，查理 You're gonna hit the wall, Charlie!
[GASPS]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[MAYA CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY]
哇靠 Holy crap!
对于科技资讯人员来说还不错 Not bad for an IT guy.
谢谢你没听我的话 Thanks for not listening to me.
保护它的安全 Keep this safe.
查理 我相信你 Charlie. I trust you.
他从那边走了 He went that way.
爸爸 Dad!
向他展示一些"神气十足" Show him some swagger.
-伯格 -伙计们 Berger!BERGER: Guys!
-我很高兴见到你们 -你们没事 I'm so happy to see you guys.MAYA: You're okay.
-你知道吗，阿尔刚？ -是的，什么事？ You know somethin', Argon?Yeah, what's that?
你可能对这套战斗装有意见 You might have a point about the suit.
嘿，不 Hey, no!
[GRUNTS]
我赌你应该不知道 如何发射"手指爆破" Bet you didn't know how to finger blast!
是我发明了"手指爆破" I invented finger blasting.
你想和流行音乐之王一起跳舞吗？ You wanna dance with the King of Pop?
我会跳舞 我会跳舞... I can dance! I can dance...
稍等 Hold on!
等一下 等一下 Hold it! Hold it!
稍停 我说暂停 Hold it. I said hold it, man!
我说... I said...
你怎么做到这一点？ [WHEEZING] How do you do this?
你怎么做的呢？你怎么拿... How do you do it? How do you take...
[EXHALES]
-这套装会发热 -是的 These things are warm.Yeah.
很热 他们太热了 So hot. They're so hot.
你拿到冬季的服装了 You got the winter suit.
[PANTING]
[WHEEZING]
这动作是针对你而训练的 I have this trained on you.
退后 Stand back!
-我觉得自己像条狗 -来吧，我们走吧 I feel like a dog, you know?Come on, let's go.
-快点 -你知道狗是怎么这样做的吗 像这样... Come on. Yeah.You know, how dogs do that? Like...
阿尔刚，来吧 Argon, come on.Sorry.
我们得结束这一切 We gotta finish this.
-你准备好了吗？ -是的 You ready?Yeah.
等等，等等，我刚刚掉了东西 Wait, wait, I just dropped something.
[GRUNTS]
再来一口 Have another sip!
啊 我的耳朵 不是耳朵 ARGON: My ear! Not my ear.
你正中我的耳垂 You hit me right in the lobe!
[ARGON GROANS]
我恨你 I hate you!
[SCREAMING]
神气十足 Swagger!
阿尔刚跑到校长办公室 Argon to the principal's office!
Yes!
你刚刚打破了我孩子的奖杯 You just broke my kid's trophy.
什么？那不是真正的奖杯 What? That's not a real trophy.
偷我的战斗装，炸毁我的英雄洞穴， Steal the suit, blow up my man cave,
但你永远都不能侮辱我的儿子 but don't ever insult my son.
你说得对，你说得对 我偏离正轨太远了 You're right, you're right. I went too far.
[JACK GROANS]
查理 查理……我跟丢他了 Charlie! Charlie... I lost him.
把能量源扔给我 Throw me the Source.
这里 Here.
好的，回去机动汽车 Okay, get in the G-mobile.
你们快离开这里 Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay.
爸爸 [YELLS] Dad!
查理 不，不 Charlie! No, no!
回去 不许动 ARGON: Get back! Do not move!
杰克，不要当英雄 Jack, don't be a hero!
住手 给我能量源，否则我会杀了你的孩子 No! Gimme the Source or I'll kill your kid!
好的 Okay.
-把它给我 -好吧，它是你的 ARGON: Give it to me!Okay, it's yours.
-什么？不，爸爸，爸爸 -是你的，你赢了 CHARLIE: What? No, Dad, Dad. Dad...It's yours, you win.
别给他 这里只有我一个人 Don't do it, I'm only one person!
住口 Shut up!
这里只有我一个人 但你在拯救全世界 CHARLIE: I'm only one person! You're saving the world!
你在拯救全世界 You're saving the world!
-好吗？ -好的 查理，查理，别担心 All right?Okay. Charlie, Charlie, don't worry.
HBT HBT HBT. HBT.
HBT？ HBT?
把它给我 Give it to me!
-HBT HBT. -好的 请 请 CHARLIE: HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.
[YELLS]
[BEEPING]
[YELLS]
打击3... Strike three...
查理 Charlie!
查理 振作，振作 儿子 Charlie! Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
查理 Charlie!
拜托没事 拜托 查理 Please? Please? Charlie.
快醒来 快醒来 Come on. Come on.
查理 Charlie!
没关系 一切都会没事的 It's okay. It's gonna be all right.
-查理？ -是吗？ Charlie?Yeah?
查理？ Charlie?
是的 你可以看到我吗？ Yeah. Can you see me?
玛雅看到那个投掷了吗？ Did Maya see that throw?
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you kidding me?
她怎么会错过呢？ How could she miss it?
这是有史以来最伟大的投掷之一 It's one of the greatest throws ever!
我儿子是英雄 My son's a hero.
而已 That's it.
我真的很爱你 I love you so much.
我很抱歉 我浪费了那么多时间 I'm so sorry I wasted all that time.
事实是 我的确有选择 The truth is I did have a choice.
但我做了错误的选择 And I made the wrong one.
-爸爸？ -什么事 Dad?Yeah?
你快让我窒息了 You're suffocating me.
不错的投掷，查理 Nice throw, Charlie.
谢谢 Thanks.
我的天啊 Oh, my God
我得给妈妈打电话 I gotta call Mom.
杰克，我知道要去哪里 我去过学校 Jack, I know where I'm going. I've been to the school before.
好的，是的，是的 我之前迷路了 Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got lost earlier,
所以我只是想节省你的时间 so I was just tryin' to save you time.
这里变得很混乱 It can get really confusing.[GASPS]
查理？查理，我亲爱的孩子 Charlie? Charlie, my sweet boy!
哦，天啊，你还好吗？ Oh, my God, are you okay?
你们……发生了什么事？ Are you... What happened?
嗯，我们父子俩聊过天了 Well, we had the talk,
我认为它进行得很顺利 它... and it went, I think, pretty well. It...
我的意思是，是有一些情绪起伏，但是... I mean, there was a few bumps, but...
等等，你知道？但你却没有告诉我？ Wait, you knew? And you didn't tell me?
我们想等到你长大，查理 We wanted to wait till you were older, Charlie.
不，我是说 爸爸一直戴着一个腰包？ No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?
他一直很在意这个腰包 JACK: He's been hammerin' this fanny pack.
实际上，腰包是我设计的 Actually, the fanny pack was my design.
现在 你想要说什么？ Now what are you gonna say?
我们可以在家里说个够 来吧 We can talk about this at home. Come on.
呃，等等，等等 嗯... Uh, wait, wait. Um...
我，呃……等一下 I, uh... Hold on a second.
我必须先做一些事情 There's somethin' I gotta do first.
我知道，从技术上来说，你已经有约会了， I know that, technically, you, um, have a date already,
但自从罗比·费尔南德斯 像个小婴儿一样逃跑后， but since Robbie Fernandez ran away like a whiny little baby,
我想知道... I was wondering...
你想跳舞吗？ Do you wanna dance?
好的，金凯德，我尽量不要对着你呼气 Okay, Kincaid, I'll try not to breathe on you.
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]
-你很有品味 -哇 谢谢 You have great taste.Whoa! Thanks.
你还待在这里做什么？ What are you still doing here?
DJ从不会放弃她的摊子 A DJ never abandons her booth.
我可以和你跳这支舞吗，女士？ Might I have this dance, mon cheri?
是的 Yeah.
或许 我们也来跳舞 Should we maybe dance?
看在旧时代的份上？ For old times' sake?
我是说，我们别光看他们跳 而让他们不舒服 I mean, we don't wanna just watch and make them uncomfortable.
好的 Okay.
哦 Oh.
JK.
[SQUEALS]
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
他们长大得很快，不是吗？ They grow up fast, don't they?
-也许有点太快了？ -是的 Maybe a little too fast?Yeah.
还记得我们的初吻吗？ Remember our first kiss?
不 No.
那是因为我们还没有接吻 It's 'cause we haven't kissed yet.
但要等到我们结婚才行 Yes.Not until we're married.
好吧，我的口气怎么样？ Okay.How's my breath?
惊人 Amazing.
好的，我想我们快烤好了 JACK: Okay, I think we're gettin' close here!
-你知道我有多喜欢烤肉吗？ -哦，是的 You know how I like it?Oh, yeah.
烧得酥脆 Burnt to a crisp
里面装满了辣芥末和很多洋葱 and loaded up with spicy mustard and lots of onions.
顺便问一下，你女朋友喜欢洋葱吗？ Does your girlfriend like onions, by the way?
好的，什么？不，爸爸 Okay, what? No. Dad.
[BEEPING]
我们需要 We're needed.
-什么？ -我们走吧 What?Let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我们得收拾东西， 你说我们，呃... We gotta pack up, and what do you say we, uh...
……换一辆新的如何？ [CAR UNLOCKING BEEP]...take the new one?
解除伪装 AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking.
哇 Wow.
让我们称它叫做"提早到来的生日礼物" Let's call it an early birthday present.
谢谢 我可以开车？ Thanks. Can I drive?
这是一份很提早的生日礼物 It's a very early birthday present.
欢迎，守护者 AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome, Guardians.
我的天啊 这是新的机动汽车，不是吗？ Oh, my God! This is the new G-mobile, isn't it?
等等，等等，等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
现在是新的 机动汽车 来吧 Now it's the new G-mobile. Come on!
真是酷 This is sick!
看这个，看这个，看这个 是吗？ Watch this, watch this, watch this.Yeah?
大家好 艾恩斯船长，任务控制中心 Hey, guys. Captain Irons, Mission Control.
你准备好你的下一个任务了吗？ You ready for your next mission?
好的，队长，接受新任务 Okay, Captain, accept new mission.
推进驱动启动 AUTOMATED VOICE: Propulsion drive activated.
注意 爆发力 Mind blown!
[HEYBB!PLAYING]
喂？这是什么地方？ ARGON: Hello? What is this place?
有人吗？我真的，真的很暖和 Anybody? I'm really, really warm.
我得了沼泽屁股，你知道那是什么意思吗？ I got swamp butt, you know what that means?
意思是 我背上的汗都流到了屁股上 That means the sweat from my back's goin' to my butt.
而且感觉不是很好 And it's not a good feeling.
哦，这很糟糕 Oh, this sucks.
实在对不起，我曾经想要接管世界 I'm sorry I tried to take over the world.
但我只需要一点帮助而己 I just need a little help.
[RACY MUSIC PLAYING]
各位，我能听到你们的声音 看来你们要走了 Guys, I can hear you. Sounds like you guys are leaving!
各位，不要离开 Guys, don't leave!
我真的需要上厕所，各位 I really need to use the restroom, guys!
我想上厕所已经很久了 I've been needing to for a long time!
帮帮我 拜托了 各位 Help me out! Come on, guys.